Caption This! Week 7

Marcia: If I poke you right here, would you start to deflate?

 

It looks like Ben is leaning forward and whispering: "When we play you again, and I'm healthy, we're going to absolutely ****ing destroy you."

And Brady reples: "No fair! Penalty! Against the rules! REFEREE THROW A FLAG!

 

They make an incision right here and that is where they will insert my new breasts and the saline fill hose.

Ben: wow really?

Yep this time next year my transition to Marsha will be complete.

 

Guy in the blue pointing at the ground.

Is it OK if I pee right here. I really got to pee. Been holding it since halftime.

 

we play at gillette field and i can get you a razor to shave that face ben.

 

Oddly enough I think Brady would enjoy that much more than with his wife Gisele Bundchen

 

Brady; hey...I got this great knee brace I used when my knee was jacked up. Remember the NFL made a rules for that. Any ways...was going to donate it to goodwill, but you can have it...I'll send it to you.


Ben; ok cool....Tom send that baby next day air maybe some of your magic well rub off on me, but I don't want to cheat.

 

Ben...please! I'm begging you! stop beating the crap out of us it's annoying!! Brady... You guys need a better coach ...Tomlin sucks!!

 

Brady - I know you have a bum knee and all but has anyone told you that you like like Carson Palmer?

 

" I'm tellin' you Ben, it's weird! Giselle's nipple is way over here."-Tom
"Over here?"-Ben

 

Coochie choochie coo!

 

Ben: "I would love to do the 2 step with you but the knee and all, you understand right?"

 

Brady: Nice game Benny. You're a real competitor. Something wrong with your throwing arm? You seemed to have some trouble finding your targets tonight. Your time management was a bit fuzzy too. Better luck next week. Gotta scoot amigo. BBFN

Ben: When they goinna OK you to return Tommy - your backups are beginning to suck real bad. The nation misses you big time. Get well soon my friend. Later.

 

Brady: Seriously, if you slip the zebras a few extra bucks.... they'll make sure nobody ever touches you without a flag, no sense risking knee injuries.

Ben: Are you friggen kidding me? Why didn't you tell me before? I never knew QB's were held to different standards with regards to roughing the passer.

 

Tom Brady tries to use Pi Mai's 5 point palm exploding heart technique only to realive he wasn't a good student and Ben's Kung-fu is stronger