Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by SteelinOhio, Sep 27, 2021.
Tomlin: I don't understand why throwing these short screen passes over and over isn't working.
Ben: Have you ever heard the definition of insanity?
Coach... they're everywhere... nameless grey faces are in the flats, in the backfield, back deep...
Ben, How does this one sound: “absorbing the negativity.” Nice one, huh?
“Ben, I’m gonna hold you accountable for that…. Just kidding! Haha! I crack myself up!”
“Damn, that was a nice throw. Ben, what’s their QB’s name again?”
Tomlin: I cant believe i havn't been fired yet
Ben: I know! , I cant believe you havn't been either !
Tomlin: That @HeinzMustard sure knows what he's talking about.
Coach I gotta hitch my big boy pants up
Listen we do not concern ourselves with what other teams do so hike up them tighty whities and throw the ball in that direction.
Tomlin: Canada says take you out of the game Ben.
Ben: Coach, there's no way I can throw it to the middle of the field.
Ben: You didn't see Revis over there?
Ben: Hey Coach!!
Tomlin: Yes Beeeen, what the!!
Ben: You smell that to, sorry the Wife made Chili Dogs for Dinner last night!!
(its up to you to figure out who is saying that to who)
Ben: Coach, I said I wanted to break records this year
Tomlin: I know Ben, we're not going to live in our fears
Ben: I was hoping that record wasn't going to be the all-time sacked leader.
Btw, Ben is currently 3rd all time with 524. Farve has 525, Brady has 527.
"Oh crap Ben you're right!" "Those are the Bengals taking the field." "I thought we were playing Cleveland this week!" "Dammitt, I game planned for the wrong effin team!"
Tomlin: The boss said unless I turn this around, I'll only get a 2 year extension next time.
Hey Ben, I ordered a Roethlisberger sandwich from Peppy's Door Dash for halftime. Look, here it comes.
Damn coach. It looks like the Bengals just intercepted that as well.
Hey coach, what does “play action” mean?
who are those guys?
no i mean in the black jersey's.
i don't know, colbert brought them here.
didn't you meet them at practice?
no, i don't practice.
you think you should this week?
naw, i'm big ben, leader of men.
aww, gotcha. i'm Mike Tomlin and i have never had a losing season.
both: hahahhaha that was funny. we really do suck.
yea i know but they won't get rid of us.
Does this headset make me look fat?
Interesting, people are always saying Brady never gets touched. Although he has been around a long time and I've seen some of the so called sacks on him and they were minor hits.
He goes down easy.
Much like a smooth bourbon. Or that one girl in high school…
Tomlin: Hey why the quick pass for no yards on 4th down?
Ben: What, I thought that was 2nd down.
I hurt so much and I’m tired boss!!! Can I go on IR???