Caption This! Week 1

Hey Ben, see this guy behind me. He's taking bets that you won't make it through the season. Prove him wrong.

 

Danny Smith to Ben

"We need a spark! I've got you returning the next punt. The Bills will never see it coming."

 

Got any Gum? Tomlin just took mine.

 

Danny : So this guy back here bet me you aren't dumb enough to throw an interception.

Ben: That guy back there?

Danny: Yep. You feel up to winning me some more gum?

 

mike sullivan to ben: those aren't the plays we have been calling.

Ben to mike: my helmet isn't working and i can't hear you. hee hee.

 

Ben: How do you turn this thing on? I didn’t read the instructions.

 

You pull out this 2nd half W and some guy named Benny will be hitchin a ride back home on the Turnpike cause he put all his money and car on Allen and the Bills.

 

Ben: You mean to tell me I have to do this 16 more times.

 

Tom Brady's nutritionist is behind me he said Tom sent him to make sure you are getting enough vitamin c.

 

Ben: Uhmmm. Yeah I'm not running that. I gave You the 1st half.

 

mike sullivan to ben: if i was an umpire, i would have called you out just for the way you slid.

 

"Yeah, it's just outside the stadium. 'Best wings in town' they told me. We'll hit it up when this is over."

 

So is that Mike Sullivan, or is that Danny Smith? I have no idea what Mike Sullivan looks like. But if that's him, someone should tell him he looks a lot like Danny Smith.

 

Smell my finger

 

Ben: So your saying put one finger in my ear and another one in my mouth I wont have to listen to coach cliche's rambling?

Smith: Well it worked for me over there!!

 

"Just finish the game, Ben. THEN you can have your baba and nap time...."

 

i believe that is mike sullivan. why would ben be talking to danny smith? sullivan is on the sidelines to talk to ben, while canada is up in the booth.

 

Mike: Ben, the fans want Ebron out and Muth in.

 

Not a chance

 

Ben, Did you hear that idiot Steelers fan in the stands saying they should trade you for Aaron Rodgers?

Ebron: Say what?

Harris: Oh' good god no!

 

Muuuuuuuuuuttttthhhhhhhh!!!!!!