Caption This! 2022 Week 1

Welcome to Pittsburgh, Mitch. Thanks to the D, you didn't have to do much today, but at least you didn't throw 4 interceptions and get sacked 7 times like Burrow.

 

U got that $20 ?

 

Great job handing off the ball to Claypool, WR turned into RB.

 

Good luck behind this line, LMAO

 

Just like old times Mitch. By the way don't F this up I got a .500 record to keep up.

 

HAHA can't type MT

M Tomlin:
You good? You feel alright? Comfy?
Hey, See this distance? Yeah?
Step closer.. No one more step.
Good. You still cool?
See this distance ?
Good.
That's the size of your leash next week at home.
Now get off my feets.

 

We really got SDOT's panty's in a wad on that depth chart thingy didn't we Rich err Hitch. Whatever.

 

Relax Mitch. It's the Bungles. 9 times out of 10 they help us win games.

 

I got the stuff. You got the money?

 

You know that suit you wore this morning was totally ridiculous, right Mitch?

 

Tomlin: damn that's some soft hands. Supple! What kind of lotion you use? Do you wear gloves? I find gloves interfere with my social agenda.

Mitch: ummmm what?

 

Time to kiss the tittlies Mitch

 

Just so you know Mitch, next man up, standard is the standard and I still love Mason...

 

Does this green dot make me look fat?

 

It’s the kiss the titties time component of the game

 

I'd like to talk with you about your vehicles extended warranty

 

Tomlin: You getting nostalgic over the defense carrying you to a win?

 

Hey...I don't know if You know , but this hand that I'm holding...Yes this one.....This is the one You throw with.....Yes Yes ....I know, but it looked like You were throwing with the other.

 

Eric stratham rush chairman damn glad to meet you.

 

"Hey Mitch.... Now that I have watched you play a game, did I mention there was a clerical error on the depth chart?"