Big Ben’s Big Sweaty Balls

As long as we’re talking about Ben’s Balls...
Maybe his balls are sweaty and that’s why our receivers have so many drops? Is it possible that he’s been throwing around sweaty balls?

 

What?

 

If we order now can we get a Ben's Sweaty ballsack? I hear there is no beating his holiday balls.

 

So let me get this straight.....

glenn is sh!tposting?



lmao world really is ending

 

2020 has been a crazy year. Not only a look at me post by Glenn. But it also should be merged with the other Ben's Balls post. What's happening?

 

Some of those balls that he throws are pretty hairy. Maybe start another thread called Ben's Hairy Balls

 

Sophomoric humor about Ben Big sweaty hairy balls is just nuts.

 

Merge all balls

 

Coach T is going to unleash the YOU must catch all Balls whether by hand or by body or by mouth or face the benching squad ... Speaking of face meet balls oh nevermind I regress..

 

It might just be that Ben has Buttered Balls.

Sweaty Balls would be stickier.

Batted Balls are sometimes Intercepted.

Battered Balls are bruised.

Buttered Balls would be impossible to catch even on 2-3 yard passes. Obviously, somebody Buttered Ben's Balls!

 

By the way, Big Ben's Batted Balls is the name of my new band!

 

So, is there any question as to why there aren’t any women on this board?

 

We're Doomed!

 

Glenn? I knew it.

 

I think DJ and Ebron just need to squeeze Ben's balls harder. The weather is colder now , his balls aren't as soft.

 

Perhaps Mr. Brady can offer tips on softening his balls?

 

LMAO to this entire thread !

 

So its Glenn's fault. I heard he had that affect on women.

 

Now we know why he went to Tampa , he couldn't handle the hard balls anymore.

 

Perhaps a lesson from George Costanza is needed on shrinkage.