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Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by thorn058, Jul 27, 2021.

  1. thorn058

    thorn058 Well-Known Member

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    Top Derek Watt moment to date
     
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  2. Seven4Steel

    Seven4Steel Well-Known Member

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    Let's hope he puts some ketchup in the endzone this season.
     
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  3. Roonatic

    Roonatic Well-Known Member

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    Down with the mustard!!!
     
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  4. Seven4Steel

    Seven4Steel Well-Known Member

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    Before I drop a "disagree" on your post, are you saying you're down with mustard (you like it) or you're not down with mustard (you don't like it)?

    Because ketchup is mustard's bich.

    (And my wife has the same "ketchup on my ketchup" shirt. It's amazing we've made it this long)
     
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  5. mytake

    mytake Well-Known Member

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    Thorn you deserve a like and a hilarious emoji for this line. Well done.
     
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  6. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    This post makes me ashamed to say I bought Hunt's ketchup because it was on sale.

    Not a big Ketchup user but I love me some Grey Poupon. To paraphrase an old commercial, "all my women wear Grey Poupon or they wear nothing at all."

    Help me oldtimers, was that a shaving cream commercial with a hot chick saying, "all my men wear _______ or they wear nothing at all"???????????????????????????????
     
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  7. Hanratty#5

    Hanratty#5 Well-Known Member

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    It was English Leather cologne. My mind isn't as sharp as it was but looking back through the fog of time I can still see that Hottie purring those words on TV.
     
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  8. Jball

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  9. TuRnDoWnForWaTT

    TuRnDoWnForWaTT Well-Known Member

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    I think he was saying he is down with TSFs version of Heinz Mustard. At least that's how I took it.

    @HeinzMustard will chime in soon to tell us that Watt's shirt is actually ripped under both sleeves, and the Steelers are going 6-11. :lolol:
     
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  10. Seven4Steel

    Seven4Steel Well-Known Member

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    Okay, you got me to laugh out loud on that. Good one. :drinks:
     
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  11. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    In practice they actually ran a play where they threw it to him :eek:

    I like Canada already.
     
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  12. Seven4Steel

    Seven4Steel Well-Known Member

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    I saw that. A wheel route to the fullback. Who'd a thunk it?
     
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  13. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    Fichtner probably didn’t know you could throw it to the fullback.
     
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  14. TheTerribleOwl

    TheTerribleOwl Well-Known Member

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    There is a reason there is basically one ketchup (it's perfect) and a million varieties of mustard (it isn't).

    https://twistedfood.co.uk/a-new-study-has-proven-that-tomato-ketchup-is-literally-perfect
     
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  15. Seven4Steel

    Seven4Steel Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately, if you watch the rest of the video, you'll see that Watt was just helping out the equipment manager and shagging balls. He left the huddle and since he's never used on pass plays, he headed for the sideline. The ball got tipped and he caught it to save the gatorade cups on the table.
     
  16. Roonatic

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    Down with Heinzmustard, terrible stuff.

    Ketchup is mustard's bit¢h, spot on 7. :thumbs_up:
    Get some horseradish in there & BOOM!!!
     
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  17. Roonatic

    Roonatic Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff Blast.
     
  18. AskQuestionsLater

    AskQuestionsLater Writing Team

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    I liked Canada long before arriving in Pittsburgh!! Why?! He makes the most of what he is given versus a OC who predicates his schemes based on one player abilities.
     
  19. mytake

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  20. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Still working on the training

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    Horseradish mustard is for real men.
     
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  21. TheTerribleOwl

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    What about wasabi mustard?
     
  22. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Still working on the training

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    That isn’t actually mustard. It is horseradish powder died green. True wasabi is fairly rare.
     
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  23. Wardismvp

    Wardismvp Well-Known Member

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    Is anyone else tired of seeing highly paid Derek Watt taking up a roster spot? This fan is.
     
  24. HeinzMustard

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    For the record,. Mustard is much better than Ketchup.
     
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  25. thorn058

    thorn058 Well-Known Member

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    It's a myth. Rumor wrapped up in innuendo inside an onion.
     
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