AB wants dez

lol I want him too. We could probably start a reality show. The Tomlin bunch or something like that.

In all seriousness he would have Big Ben and he’s the red zone target ben needs.

Win that chip!

 

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I see 3 days into camp and AB is all ready popping his stupid pills, Like Patton said after germany surrendered and he was asked if he would like a command under McCarthur in the Japanese war theater, he said no because there isnt enough room there for two prima donnas.....

 

Sigh. AB isn't super bright.

 

Hell no

 

Jesus christ why would anyone want this goof on our team. We have enough drama

 

Maybe we do need him.Maybe Tomlin and some of our players don't perform well when being looked at for decision making . Maybe AB thinks that Dez could gather most of the negative attention allowing Bell to skip camp,AB to tweet , and other players to be late for Team activities. Oh and Coach T to play favorites and not discipline his Team.

Maybe we do need a new Head Clown for the Circus .It might just work out.

 

Rather see Bowman

 

isn't he in the running for being a new Brownie since Gordon is in limbo?

 

Someone will pick him up. Maybe he'll reinvent himself like Andre Rison did in KC, and squeeze a decent season out of him.

 

Who was AB recruiting last that they actually signed? Haden?

 

So how does having a legendary form of "lockeroom cancer" improve the overall narrative within the points of emphasis of the offseason again?


Seriously Antonio, I am a bit confused unless this was supposed to be satirical in nature.

 

I think Dez would flourish with Ben. But we have way bigger needs than another receiver. People are saying great things about Washington. Im not sure there would be enough balls to go around if Dez was signed.

 

You don't employ a guy with his issues in a situation where he'd be on a prove it deal as volatile as he's shown he can be. I think he could be an asset, yet I believe his attitude and frustration on a team with its own established star WR could turn one bad egg into 2 unnecessarily and quickly. Blount comes to mind and he couldn't even scratch the surface of dez Bryant in regards to the star power he believes he still yields.

 

I guess it would be hilarious if Dallas saw their star go off and help Pittsburgh win a Super Bowl

 

It would be... Don't think he's worth the gamble though.

 

Football players, on average, aren’t super bright.

 

For those that chose AB or Hines in my poll, this is a prime example of why I didnt pick AB.

 

I think he's just trying to give him help in getting hired; trying to boost perceived demand. I don't think it will help much.

 

AB would want him until dez is getting targets AB should be getting. We don't have enough Gatorade coolers.

 

Exactly, it wouldn't take long before that circus tent collapsed.

 

If dez agreed on a huge cut and only used in the red zone would you take him?

Not gonna happen just hypothetical

 

Imagine Mike Tomlin and Jason Garrett on the phone if AB gets his wish: Mike:"Hey Jason, AB finally convinced Kevin Colbert to sign Dez & just wanted to know if you could send over records from his last psychiatric evaluation? " Jason: "C'mon Mike - you know Jerry won't let me do that-just watch game tapes- it's all right there! Ohhh and tell Ben he has Dak's sincere condolences."

 

Dez will go to New England and win a Super Bowl.