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GREAT NEW DAVID HASSELHOFF SONG!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by blountforcetrauma, Jun 26, 2015.

  1. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    This is a new song from David Hasselhoff for the upcoming masterpiece called Kung Fury. This song is so dang awesome that you should probably only listen to it under the protection of a bomb shelter. You have been warned.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 26, 2015
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 26, 2015
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  2. strummerfan

    strummerfan Well-Known Member

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    This has got to be the first time in recorded history that great has been used to describe anything David Hasselhoff.
     
    strummerfan, Jun 27, 2015
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  3. santeesteel

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    My eyes will never recover, not to mention my ears! I like the white car but, I'd much rather watch the video of the "Hoff" trying to eat a hamburger.
     
    santeesteel, Jun 27, 2015
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  4. knab70

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    A Carl's Jr burger has never tasted the same after that massacre. :sick:
     
    knab70, Jun 27, 2015
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  5. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!!!!! OJ postponed the Hoff's musical career in the 90s but it is obviously about to make a comeback!
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 27, 2015
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  6. santeesteel

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    The only place he'll have a musical "comeback" is in Germany! David Soul was better!
     
    santeesteel, Jun 27, 2015
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  7. Big_Gayme_Al

    Big_Gayme_Al Well-Known Member

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    Did you mean GRATE new song?!?! :eek:
     
    Big_Gayme_Al, Jun 27, 2015
    Big_Gayme_Al, Jun 27, 2015
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  8. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    Dude don't be hatin'! LOL! We need some ACTION!
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 27, 2015
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  9. Blast Furnace

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    His dodge ball team sucks too.
     
    Blast Furnace, Jun 27, 2015
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  10. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    Uhhhh.... Does the term KNIGHT RIDER ring a bell?! LOL!
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 27, 2015
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  11. Lizard72

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    How dare you re-associate in our minds Knight Rider and David Hasselhoff!

    We had a cognitive dissonance thing going on!
     
    Lizard72, Jun 27, 2015
    Lizard72, Jun 27, 2015
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  12. Blast Furnace

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    cough *lame* cough
     
    Blast Furnace, Jun 27, 2015
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  13. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    You guys are just bad at being humans. LOL.
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 27, 2015
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  14. santeesteel

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    It was all about the Trans Am!
     
    santeesteel, Jun 27, 2015
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  15. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    They were two halves of the same whole man.
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 27, 2015
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  16. santeesteel

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    Half man, half car. That explains his acting ability(?) and his singing sounds like a poorly tuned Trans Am's exhaust!
     
    santeesteel, Jun 28, 2015
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  17. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    LOL! He wrote the Baywatch theme song though and it is absolutely epic dude. I'LLLL BE READY! (I'll be REAAA---DDY!) Plus he even STARRED in Baywatch AND Baywatch Nights! He is a very accomplished human and you can just add this song and Kung Fury to the list of his awesomeness.
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 28, 2015
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 28, 2015
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  18. Blast Furnace

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    [​IMG]
     
    Blast Furnace, Jun 28, 2015
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  19. santeesteel

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    Make no mistake, he was in Baywatch. He produced, wrote, and even (I think) directed some episodes of Baywatch but, the only star of that show was the slow motion bikinis!!
     
    santeesteel, Jun 29, 2015
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  20. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    LOL! No Country rules!
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 29, 2015
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  21. Blast Furnace

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    Great movie. Only thing I didn't really like was how Moss was cut down by the Mexicans, that was anti-climatic and felt robbed of the whole build up.

    Otherwise, great movie. Tommy Lee had the old time sheriff routine down.

    "You going to meet them out there?"

    "Anymore bodies accumulate out there?

    "No sir"

    "Well then I guess I can skip it" :lolol:
     
    Blast Furnace, Jun 29, 2015
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  22. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    Well the Coens sorta always go with how fate would play out instead of the "Hollywood" ending. Also it was based on a book too. Probably my favorite scene is when Chigurh tells the old man in the store to " call it" during the coin toss. Then he says "Don't put it back in your pocket. Then it becomes just another coin...which it is." LOL! The cinematography from that scene is basically straight out of Raising Arizona because the Coens always call back to their previous films with each new film they create.
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 29, 2015
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  23. Blast Furnace

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    I didnt read the book but that was another problem I had with the movie, Carlson had a much bigger part in the book and I believe his character was more of a bad ass then that whimper he went out with, according to my friend who did read it, IIRC. I thought while watching the movie, how stupid, they call this guy in to kill Chigurh and thats all that happens? Books are always better so I'm sure that played out much differently.

    I was going to quote that part with the quarter :lolol:

    I like when he choked and said "you married into it" lol.
     
    Blast Furnace, Jun 29, 2015
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  24. blountforcetrauma

    blountforcetrauma Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'm sure the book was quite different. The Coens always do their own thing. They are actually making another movie right now. It's called Hail Caesar and has George Clooney. It is set in the 50's and he is a guy that works for big name actors in Hollywood and has to keep all their dirty laundry a secret. I know it's gonna be awesome just because it's the Coens.
     
    blountforcetrauma, Jun 30, 2015
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  25. darcrav

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    DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF!!!

    ZING!!!!!!

    LITTLE BEN IN BIG GAMES.

    OSPF

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    darcrav, Jul 4, 2015
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