What town? I used to have some land in CO just over the border from Raton, NM.
It comes in a squeeze bottle. I've found it in the "asian" food section. Even, oddly enough, in Ketchikan.
Never tried Dukes. I've used Kraft (didn't like it), Japanese Kewpie (pretty good) but, always come back to Best Foods!
Hated this song when it came out, hate it now. It's just one of those earworms that you can't get rid of! [MEDIA]
Love me a good pozole!
This isn't as clever on this side of the Mississippi: Somebody threw a jar of mayonnaise at me and I'm like "What the Hellman"?
How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes!
Man, If there's a prettier singer recently, I can't think of who it would be and I don't mean her voice! She reminds me of a young Linda Ronstadt!
Now you've got me thinking about Sam Kinison!
My wife shot me with a nail gun. She thinks I'm a stud!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? "cause it was DEAD!
I'm re reading Dune Messiah now in anticipation of the new "Dune part 3"
I read that there's an island off the coast of Italy that has 5 million Sicilian people! That's the biggest number I've ever heard of!
This isn't really a dad joke. You'd probably get in trouble for telling it at work: A woman goes to the Dr. with her face all bloody and beaten....
I still remember my grandfather's last words before he died, "You still holding the ladder?"
Been watching The Madison. Michelle Pfeiffer is really good. The cinematography is outstanding. Story is a bit predictable but, good so far.
I once took a chess player to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths..... It took her half an hour to pass the salt!
When I was younger, my dad had Charger season tickets. went to many games against the AFC west.
But the NL didn't have the DH then. From old footage I've seen, he looks like he was a great player when he was younger.
I saw Bonds late in his career in San Diego against the Padres. Unless the ball was hit right to him, he didn't make an effort.
