Ok, the beer isn't enough. time for the hard stuff. Something aggressive AF, and gnarly like our team needs to be playing... [ATTACH]
Ok, it's points. Still a long way to go. Time to start actually attacking this defense. All that cute crap won't work if they have their ears...
Ok, this cutesy misdirection crap isn't working.
Defense is playing well. The offense needs to get rid of their jitters ASAFP.