This is literally getting more painful every second.
Shanahan doesn't even need a playbook- we're happy to make them look like rockstars even if they rolled in with no plans.
Oh FFS. I really might have to turn this off before I have an aneurysm.
It's a better plan than Wing. Meanwhile, we just let time slip away...
Wow. The O line must have taken one giant, collective hit to the noggin.
If I see one "first down" signal or stupid celebrations from our receivers today, I may get in my truck, drive there, and throat punch someone.
If I were Rooney, the first thing I'd make sure to let Tomlin know after this game is he better never, ever, ever even think about opening his...
It was about the "two big plays"? Oh, Tomlin is rapidly making my real hate list.
And hey, we're still friends, right?
Nothing other than the standard. Might want to just keep moving along...
So, completely serious- could we be statistically out of the playoffs before bye week with four of the six division games happening before then? I...
Or whimper.
And when it goes wrong, it's too often a result of some really stupid thing we did that could've been easily avoided. I am so miffed right now.
WHA? Why bother?
So we p'sed away two TOs and are sitting on the third with 8 seconds left? Oy.
Hey, why don't I hold on to this ball and RUN BACKWARDS trying to make a big return and instead waste precious time off the clock and screw my team?
Wish I could believe this, but we haven't made a half time adjustment since I can remember in seasons, so why would that change now? What an...
Huh, who would've thought wasting two TOs would hurt us at the end of the half?
They've quit on everyone, including themselves. It hurts my soul to watch this team flounder so badly and never even seem to care about it.
Hate. Hate. Hate.
