As much as Ben is a Jethro, and unless he pulls a Lazarus coming back from the dead, the game is over.
Time for eat. Wings are on. Anyone have a spare Hoppin Gator to send me?
That is a TD boys and girls.
What??? we are on the half yard line and we can't run it in? Geez....No wait..the Eye in the sky is available.
What the hell...is this the MDA telethon?
Big Mac!! First and goalie.
Big Mac! Special sauces...hold the lettuce.
OK. J-you. Nice grab. We need a TD, NOT a stinking FG...."we don't need no stinking badges, err, I mean field goals.."
Yep, the longer the game goes in the toilet, the larger the plunger that will be needed.
Almost halftime. Warming up the Novenas...no wait, my wings are smelling rather nice and they are covering up the stench of the Steelers. The...
Holy crap...they are going to have to punt!
Oakland is so awful they are trying to give the game away but we are not good at receiving gifts. To early for Christmas I guess.
Damn phone calls...then Boz misses again. This game is following the script nicely.
OK, 3 is better than 7. I will count that as a win for the defense. Holding the crappiest offense in the league to 3 is a huge win for this...
CRAP....there it was.
OK. Only way we stop them is when they slip and fall down.
We cannot cover ANY TE in this league. Every TE has a career day against us.
Geez....one decent play and then the defense has 2 bad ones.
A TO would be a nice way to swing the MO back to us here on the next series. Our D needs to generate some turnovers!
All right. Down into the black hole for 6.
