Caption This! Week 17

Ben: It looked so easy to bat down passes against Mayfield that I asked coach to put me on defense just so I could reach up like this and bat one down, too.

 

Hands Up. Don't shoot. Oh they're just cameras. Shoot.

 

"Thanks, for the memories......"

 

How many of you think I'm a first round Hall of famer? Raise your hands!

 

Quiet people, please calm down. Thank you, now I'd like to thank the real reason I had this amazing career, Mr. Mike Tomlin. He never let me have a losing season under his brilliant guidance.

 

Ben: Didn't even break a sweat. Here smell and check for yourself.

 

Thank you!, Good night

 

"hey Cleveland, do you see me now? should have picked me bro, but so damn glad you didnt !!!!"

 

All bow down to My powers of destroying Clevelands hope,and Dreams. Come witness the final destruction of the ravens. Can You say SWEEP!!!!!!!

 

Does this fat make me look fat?

 

"FIRE Tomlin!"

 

this is how i parted the browns defense.

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if Cincinnati drafted me this would have been my team picture.

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and you shake them all about.

 

Hey, Dionte, these are what you use to catch the ball.

 

All hail to me. I am the greatest Steeler QB to grace this field. Pick me. Now need a job. Lol

 

Ben: Can i get everyones attention please!!

Who has any kleenex on them? Oh come on coach Tomlin i know you carry a travel size in your gym bag! cause once again i saved yo arse!!

 

Don’t shoot we won !

 

Ben: Yeah, I'm ready for retirement. Been working on this move. Going to Cabo next month. Ooo-ooo-wuh! Ooo-ooo-wuh! Raise the roof! Ooo-ooo-wuh!

 

I'm trying to figure out how someone thought the initial post in this thread was Against the Rules.

 

He's Canadian. They like round bacon. THAT should be against the rules!

 

Yeah some strange ratings in this thread. Ray D got a disagree for his caption.

 

Long dark winters up that way Brian - they probably can't see the keyboard.

 

Ben: "At Last!"