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Will There Even Be an NFL Season?

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by BigBensBigBong, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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  2. thorn058

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    If they go the added distance of three more rounds you have to think they would do a one time exemption to the 53 man roster limit, with either some larger practice squads or active game day roster just to do their part in stimulating the economy.
     
  3. thorn058

    thorn058 Well-Known Member

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    Is it bad that I would reverse that? I'll take the curvy brunette all day and three times on sunday
     
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  4. Ray D

    Ray D Staff Member Mod Team

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    I was going to say neither is undesirable.
     
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  5. Vox Ferrum

    Vox Ferrum Well-Known Member

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    I remember a news story being done on him, do not know if it was directly after the kick or not. They showed him making a special teams 'tackle' (as I remember it was more him pushing the runner out of bounds. The thing that stands out is he actually wanted to be a linebacker. Obviously never made it in that position, but he still fulfilled a dream to play on the NFL and held a record for 5 decades.
     
  6. steel machine

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    "Obtuse" every damn time I see or hear that word I see Tim Robbins screaming at the warden in a movie I watched way way too many times, "Shawshank Redemption":)
     
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  7. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    Well I just fell in love a few more times today:) If I was a female I would have wanted a small curve. Sure the hell wouldn't want to deal with them big curves as I grew older.
     
  8. Formerscribe

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    I had to go back again. I didn't notice the words on the picture the first time. I was distracted. :)
     
  9. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    Where Phillip Rivers lives they have/had a law limiting groups to a maximum 10 people. He has 9 kids and a wife. It was illegal for him to go home.
     
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  10. santeesteel

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    If they had kept him away from home before, he wouldn't have so many kids!
    Between he and Cromartie, they almost have an NFL roster!
     
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  11. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    Question is: has Rivers’ child production curve hit its apex yet, or do he and his wife need to take social distancing more seriously?
     
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  12. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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    She probably needs a ventilator :smiley1:
     
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  13. santeesteel

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    For the Rivers': If a stork brings babies, what bird brings no babies?
















    A swallow!:hehehe:
     
  14. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    Isolation is honing your much needed humorous skills down south my friend. I was going to respond with "prohibition" (think about it a second). :hehehe:
     
  15. santeesteel

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    I've thought about it. I don't get it!?


    In honor of your many oddball signatures, here's another for you:

    And he slides into second with a stand-up double!
    --Jerry Coleman
     
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  16. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    That sounds like something Yogi would say :lolol:
     
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  17. santeesteel

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    He had a few Yogiisms. He once described a leaping catch in the outfield as, "He jumped like a giraffe to get that one"
     
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  18. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    It's actually an extension of a conversation Jerry and Elaine were having one episode about the population and what percentage were good looking and Elaine said probably about 50% and Jerry said no way, it's maybe 5% at best and Elaine asked well how do you account for all the people who hook up and Jerry said "Alcohol"! Hence, if prohibition, fewer hookups, fewer "mistakes". That help?

    BTW - just heard that the next generation of babies produced during the COVID-19 quarantine will be hereby referred to as the "Coronials". :drinks:
     
  19. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    I went to a prom with my dad. Came home with my mom.

    Just kidding :drinks:
     
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  20. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore cause it's always so crowded".
     
  21. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    I see what you did there JEH. At least it's far saner than "the king and queen of the prom was the same person".
     
  22. santeesteel

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    Yep. I wasn't a huge Seinfeld fan so...…..airplane joke.
     
  23. jeh1856

    jeh1856 Beer is good

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    This no sports thing is getting to me. Right now I’m watching birds eat worms in my yard. Currently it’s:

    Cardinals 7 Blue Jays 3
     
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  24. thesteeldeal

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