BBH Wacky prediction

bigbenhotness · Dec 10, 2018

thesteeldeal said: ↑

Is that a Glemm who? Or are you wondering. I won't call him out but I will give you a hint. Look at Heinzmustards signature
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got ya

AskQuestionsLater · Dec 10, 2018

MojaveDesertPghFan said: ↑

Move over AQL, there's a replacement Writer in the wings.
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Well now...

Roonatic · Dec 10, 2018

Hope springs eternal.
My thoughts are they lose to the Cheats & Saints,
Ravens gift them the division,
Ben & company go on a 5 game win streak,
JuJu shows up AB by winning the SB MVP, AB demands a trade kicking off our off-season of turmoil.

P.s. Heinzmustard predicts a 4-12 season for next year. (To make this dream more realistic.)

Busman · Dec 10, 2018

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With all this negativity and Tomlin bashing, including me, I had a relevation. One that includes us bouncing back from a 3 game losing streak ala 2005 and beating patriots saints and bengals in succession.

Yes bill owns Tomlin but somehow someway tomlin learns from his past mistakes and executes a perfect game plan and we barely edge the win.

Butler all of a sudden understands and realizes linebackers cannot cover a WR, gets his head out his ass and shuts down brees just like Cowboys did but in their house.

Bengals try to play spoiler but Ben at home is just too much and we light them up Death.

We are all shocked, some negative, some optimistic, but most cautious.

Bens kids come to him and say “daddy why aren’t you considered elite”?

Ben shocked at his kids statement says “where did you hear that sweetie”?

“Everywhere daddy. Online, kids at school, friends”.

Ben can’t sleep. He tosses and turns, that statement ringing in his ears. It’s becoming unbearable. He leaves his bedroom with his wife still asleep.

He approaches his mini super bowl shrine in which he is greeted with legends such as Jerome bettis, Troy, Brett kiesel. He will never forget that young passionate Ben of 13 years ago. The one that promised Jerome a ring. He understands now, he is just going through the motions. He knows it feels like a job now and he’s sitting there thinking to himself “what if”?

He feels a buzz in his pocket. He looks and sees it’s a text from AB. It’s 1:45 am the kids are still asleep. He is slightly dazed but the moonlight is illuminating a smiling Jerome Bettis a foot away from him. He looks down again.

“ I can’t sleep bro”

AB is restless as well. Ben immediately responds “same”.

AB:” we are better than this bro. What’s wrong with us?”

Ben: “ we have become complacent”

AB” I hear you”

Ben: “ AB. I’ve been thinking. The league has screwed us. Steeler nation has abandoned us. I think it’s time I turned this ship around and get you that ring I promised. You in?”

AB” bro.. I’m outside your house right now doing reps”

Ben peeks outside. Sure enough there AB was, wearing nothing but these marshmallow shoes buck ass naked in 40 degree weather doing squats.

Ben smiled, he knew it was time.

The rest was history.

Ben decimates the chargers at home in a rematch.

Steelers travel to Houston and win in a nail biting slugfest.

AFC championship game in Arrowhead. Ben is angry and goes off for 45. Defense sacks mahomes 6 times and he leaves injured.

The world is shocked and Steelers end up making the super bowl where they take on the cowboys. Everything is a faze as bigbenhotness passes out for the whole contest as his brain cannot take it.

He wakes up in time to see this

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Merry Christmas to you as well. I see you have once again over indulged in egg nog

GoalLine · Dec 10, 2018

bigbenhotness said: ↑

With all this negativity and Tomlin bashing, including me, I had a relevation. One that includes us bouncing back from a 3 game losing streak ala 2005 and beating patriots saints and bengals in succession.

Yes bill owns Tomlin but somehow someway tomlin learns from his past mistakes and executes a perfect game plan and we barely edge the win.

Butler all of a sudden understands and realizes linebackers cannot cover a WR, gets his head out his ass and shuts down brees just like Cowboys did but in their house.

Bengals try to play spoiler but Ben at home is just too much and we light them up Death.

We are all shocked, some negative, some optimistic, but most cautious.

Bens kids come to him and say “daddy why aren’t you considered elite”?

Ben shocked at his kids statement says “where did you hear that sweetie”?

“Everywhere daddy. Online, kids at school, friends”.

Ben can’t sleep. He tosses and turns, that statement ringing in his ears. It’s becoming unbearable. He leaves his bedroom with his wife still asleep.

He approaches his mini super bowl shrine in which he is greeted with legends such as Jerome bettis, Troy, Brett kiesel. He will never forget that young passionate Ben of 13 years ago. The one that promised Jerome a ring. He understands now, he is just going through the motions. He knows it feels like a job now and he’s sitting there thinking to himself “what if”?

He feels a buzz in his pocket. He looks and sees it’s a text from AB. It’s 1:45 am the kids are still asleep. He is slightly dazed but the moonlight is illuminating a smiling Jerome Bettis a foot away from him. He looks down again.

“ I can’t sleep bro”

AB is restless as well. Ben immediately responds “same”.

AB:” we are better than this bro. What’s wrong with us?”

Ben: “ we have become complacent”

AB” I hear you”

Ben: “ AB. I’ve been thinking. The league has screwed us. Steeler nation has abandoned us. I think it’s time I turned this ship around and get you that ring I promised. You in?”

AB” bro.. I’m outside your house right now doing reps”

Ben peeks outside. Sure enough there AB was, wearing nothing but these marshmallow shoes buck ass naked in 40 degree weather doing squats.

Ben smiled, he knew it was time.

The rest was history.

Ben decimates the chargers at home in a rematch.

Steelers travel to Houston and win in a nail biting slugfest.

AFC championship game in Arrowhead. Ben is angry and goes off for 45. Defense sacks mahomes 6 times and he leaves injured.

The world is shocked and Steelers end up making the super bowl where they take on the cowboys. Everything is a faze as bigbenhotness passes out for the whole contest as his brain cannot take it.

He wakes up in time to see this

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Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Steeler Nation they say
that BBH's small optimism grew three sizes that day.
And then the true meaning of winning #7 came through,
and the poster found the outlook of ten Glenns, plus two!

86WardsWay · Dec 10, 2018

What type of shrooms did you order on that game day pizza?

steelersrule6 · Dec 10, 2018

TLDR

bigbenhotness · Dec 10, 2018

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TLDR
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Ab squats naked and we win the super bowl lol

TuRnDoWnForWaTT · Dec 10, 2018

bigbenhotness said: ↑

Ab squats naked and we win the super bowl lol
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Just keep watching the news. It has been a couple of weeks since AB has done something stupid. Squatting naked is bound to happen eventually.

mac daddyo · Dec 11, 2018

and then goodell breaks in and says AB is suspended for the super bowl for squatting naked outside of bens home.

bigbenhotness · Dec 11, 2018

mac daddyo said: ↑

and then goodell breaks in and says AB is suspended for the super bowl for squatting naked outside of bens home.
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then strips our championship?

GoalLine · Dec 11, 2018

bigbenhotness said: ↑

then strips our championship?
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and fines Harrison.

bigbenhotness · Dec 11, 2018

GoalLine said: ↑

and fines Harrison.
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sounds about right. Don't forget the piss test lol

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