Caption This! Week 14

Hey Ben, Coach T came up with some new loss catchphrase about absorbing the negativity of our position or something like that. He really wants to use it, so lets make sure he gets a chance.

 

we'll have pepperoni, extra cheese, mushrooms and sausage. tomlin: i'll call it in, i got my cell phone right here.

 

“Don’t look now Ben, but Mikes got a boner.”

Mike thinking to himself...”I’m going to shove this in my pocket so hopefully no one notices my boner”

 

"OK, Ben, this play works every time in Madden football".

 

Tomlin: "This stadium really needs to be torn down! I just stepped in dog crap...……….or, maybe it's human!?"

 

More like can we get that with half disappointment, and extra mediocrity. And I have a coupon...

 

I cant believe no one has commented on my new shoes

 

"the flow of the game has now called for our hall of fame QB to go back in the game now that we are going to lose even though he played with the rib injury at the end of the second half".

 

Randy: "Run a curl route here, defense is keying stopping the run. Play smart".

Ben: "AB! Ey! AB! I SEE YOU! HAHA! *winks*

Randy: "Ben, did you get any of that?"

Ben: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Bos: "Please don't let it come to a fg, please".

Tomlin: "Painting with a broad brush..nope used that one. Defending blade of grass, nope not good enough. hmm tip our cap... nah I need to rotate my lines... cmon Mike think!"

 

Ben: Is that play in the playbook?
Fichtner: No, I don't know what Dobbs was doing
Tomlin: "You know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It. Shammon"
Boswell: Maybe this 4 Loko will help me with my kicking

 

Tomlin: If Randy tells Ben to throw one more T/O this 45 is coming out.

 

That's pretty much the gist of Tomlin and the coaching staff summed up in this pic.. Coaches talking to players and going over what play there gona eff up while Tomlin is off to the side playing hopscotch

 

Tomlin: How do I turn this damn thing off, somebody keeps playing the Drake song "Over" into my headphones!!

Lyrics from the song. Yeah that's about right.

"What am I doing? What am I doing?
Oh yeah, that's right, I'm doing me, I'm doing me"

 

Mike Tomlin checks his Pocket of Excuses while kicker Chris Boswell misses his mouth wide-left.

 

Hey Ben. The plan is for you to just stand here. If I put you in now it will screw Coach T's rhythm up.

 

I'm just gonna pound down this 24oz beer while no one's looking. I'm sure it won't affect my balance.

 

Tomlin: I can’t believe I’ve been able to get away with the sh!@ for so long....damn I’m good at BS. No need to stop now.

Ben: Is he talking to himself again?

 

Ben.............If I go to that end zone the Predator is going to eat me.

Fitchner.......How did I end up with Butlers play card?

Tomlin.........Mom's paging me again. "How's it going tonight sweetie?" Jeez, I hate not answering, especially when I don't have anything else going on right now.

Boswell.......Those three suitcases of cleats are overrated. Just need some Powerade.

 

Randy to Ben: I’m not saying you’re the only one who can get it done but, your the only one. After you score, we might need you, AB, and JuJu to play some defense also.

 

I actually looked for a picture with Predator or the gorilla guy, but couldn't find a good one.

 

Ben don't look at him now but behind me Boz is drinking water. Pfffft.. Like he has done anything to deserve water

 

Harry and Lloyd Christmas have nothing on these clowns???

 

Tomlin: Mr Colbert is this my last season?