Caption This! Week 2

See my checkbook, here? I'll write you a check for $25 if you let me unleash hell.

 

this is bells game check we get to keep.

 

This is a stick up. Give me all of this game or I'll shoot you with my play card.

 

"Look, man, our defense couldn't cover themselves with a blanket!"

I know, that had nothing to do with the caption, but I couldn't help myself!

 

Look Jerome, my card is bigger than your card and my flag is red and yours is yellow, don't make me throw this flag!!

 

My dude look.. U don't have to be qualified to become an NFL head coach nowadays I mean look at me. If u ever get tired of this referee gig fill out an application u never know.

 

Tomlin: Jerome c'mon man can you help a fellow brotha out!!! Gene used a 3x5 card to secure a team a first down last year so you can use my play calling card to get me one right!!!! I'll have you over for dinner after the game as payment the wife makes a mean casserole!!!

 

"Ref, do me a favor, run this BBQ menu over to coach Reid. Tell him if he calls off the dogs, the ribs are on me."

 

I told you.... I ordered kung pao chicken with steamed rice, not fried

 

Tomlin: " You know I have no idea what I'm doing right?"

Ref: Yes

Tomlin: " Well let me yell and look upset, maybe they will let me keep my job"

 

Hambone

 

No Ping Pong for you Mister!!

 

Look at me in my cool aviators. I am completely full of sh!t and have no idea what the fugg I'm doing, obviously.

 

I'm not the water boy you sob, I (try) to coach this team.

 

I AM WEARING ALL BLACK! Do you know how hot it is out here? Tell me does the white stripes help with this heat?

 

I'm going to give you this batting order just one more time.

 

Stank

 

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COACH A FOOTBALL TEAM?

 

“I am NOT looking forward to the Pittsburgh media this coming week...”

 

I'd like to make a double switch...wait, where am I?

 

Ref: Release what? When?