I have a problem

My wife has informed me that I have a problem. I have a collection of autographed helmets from steelers players. I just got a heath miller throwback helmet and was trying to make room for it. It is a full size so she told me I had to stop. I have 3 full size and and 25 mini. Plus all my other stuff. I told her that they will only go up in value, she told me I would never sell them. Even though she is right, am I the only one that has this problem about running out of room. I need suggestions

 

switch to autographed cards they take up less room lol

 

Divorce

 

That's actually what I have. Only problem is she cleans it. I suck at that

 

Man Basement

 

Sadly, true.

I always dreamed of a 'shed' out back, maybe about 1,000 sq. ft. for my man cave, ...theater(not cheezy home theater), frig for the beer, frig for the snacks, bar, sports paraphenalia, bathroom, manly sized microwave, etc., etc..
...and about a 1,600 sq. ft. house to 'store' the wife, kids, clothes, etc., etc.(ya know, the secondary stuff).

Without dreams we are nothing.

 

...... .........

 

Admit it. It's your wife that has the problem.

 

girlfriends house?

 

I'll take care if them for you! haha

 

I have some extra room in my Steelers room. Just send them to me and you can come and visit as often as you like!

 

Wear one of the helmets around the house to help conserve valuable desk space.

 

This is serious fellas! Our boy has misplaced his nuts and I think his wife might have picked them up while cleaning his ummm... man(?) cave. Kidding.

Instead of 25 or how ever many helmets you have why don't you just buy one signed by the entire team? I heard the 2006 team was pretty good. Or just buy a helmet and go to training camp and get them signed yourself.

 

This is the best advice.

It will probably not save you from wife-incurred concussions, though.

 

that is a good idea, but alot of the mini's are signed by the older players. I would love to go to training camp one year

 

Throw her down on the floor and put your foot on her throat till she stops screaming.

 

how much do ya like her?

 

I still think I had the easiest and simplest answer...

 

Isn't that what Ravens fans do to their wives usually after a meeting with us?

 

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Fixed it

 

I'm still not clear on what his problem is... Sounds like his wife is the one with the problem and that's easily fixed. Oh crap gotta go... my wife is coming...