Caption This! Week 6

Ref: Psst....hey Tomlin, if you're looking for your game plan, it went off the field with number 7.

 

REF: Hey Tomlin you want me to call the game in your favor it's gonna cost you...

Tomlin: Reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a $100 bill and ask will this do it.

 

Mike Tomlin pictured just before grabbing the referee by the p*$$y

 

Ref: Say Coach - what's up with that big old watch - you not trusting our timekeepers? Think you're at a soccer match? Gotta be somewhere else?

 

Ref: Yo Mike, two words for ya - Denver, Tebow.

 

You'd think with a watch this big I could actually manage the clock...

 

Yes, Coach, you CAN see your muffin top in that shirt. Just sayin'.

 

Ref. - Want to now how to beat sub - .500 teams?

Tomlin. - Go ahead I'm listening.

Ref. - You know what a trap game is, right?

Tomlin - But I really want to beat the Patriots.

Ref. - With Landry now that Ben is out?

Tomlin - The Patriots have good back up QB's.

Ref. - You're no the Patriots. Hand over that nice watch and you'll be a step closer.

 

ref: Yeah Mike, you put your hand down in there like that
and
then you put it up to your mouth and nose like i'm doing.

it works for the German National team coach

 

Tomlin: Glad I'm not the only one who pretends to cover my mouth while really sniffing my fingers after scratching my butt.

 

What are you doing wearing a long sleeve black pullover on a 90 degree hot and humid day!

 

Yep, shaving it bare DOES make it look bigger. See? Can't wait to show the wife after the game.

 

For the last time Mike the answer is African or European

 

ref ; hey mike. you got a little of that puff puff?
mike : looks like i'm out. the team smoked it all before the team got smoked.

 

coach you do know this is the dolphins kicking your arse right?

 

Ref: mike.... You're a cool dude but a bad coach! Obviously!!