The Dynasty would have started earlier if only.......

..........the Steelers hadn't cut Al so early in camp. Great little story and as always - great comments below article.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...ce-signed-al-bundy-as-an-undrafted-free-agent

 

He scored 4 TDs in one game! Lol.
Loved Married With Children.

 

The comments are still there at the very bottom of the page. Haha!


The_Foxinator
3 hours ago

Al:: I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "moo" and I'll stop.

Enid: That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?



Desli
2 hours ago

Fat lady says to her daughter directed at Al "Come now lets go some where we are respected"

Al: try the moon youll weigh less there!


AZRaider32
3 hours ago

Al: Son, always remember the Bundy Credo. Lie when your wife is waking. Lie when your belly's aching. Lie when you know she's faking. Lie, sell shoes and lie.

Bud: That's really our family credo?

Al: No. No, actually our family credo is: Hooters, Hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, Hooters on a girl that's dumb.



RegisHawk
4 hours ago

Al (holding up jigsaw puzzle piece): Is this a boob or an elbow?

Peg (in exasperated tone): You really don't know, do you?



BootBuster
5 hours ago

That's one of the most memorable. I think my all-time favorite was when a young Milla Jovovich was a foreign exchange student staying, and frequently undressing, in the Bundy garage.

Kelly: [Bud is drilling a peephole] Bud, what are you doing?
Bud: I'm building a home entertainment center.



SansEducation
5 hours ago

Milwaukee. That's the town they built around you mother isn't it, Peg?

 

Al Bundy..an American Hero.

 

"Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home"

And my favorite...

Peggy: Question two. Who would you rather spend the night with? A - your wife, or B -
Al: [cutting her off] B.

 

Loved that show. One of my favorite exchanges came when the NO MA'AM club was getting hammered by political correctness, and decided to seek advice from the toughest, meanest man ever to go to Polk High, Iron Head Haines (played by Waylon Jennings). Jefferson asked who he was, and the guys started chiming in:

"He had a beard in the seventh grade..."

"And a wife."

"He took out his own appendix with a pocket fisherman."

"He got kicked off the football team for refusing to take of his spurs."

"He wore cowboy boots to play football?"

"No boots, just spurs."

 

My favorite line is when Al says that a wife is just like a noose: You only need one.

 

Poor guy was an UDFA at a time when the draft was 17 rounds. Doesn't reek of talent.

Then add in he was a defensive lineman coming in at the same time they drafted L C and "Joe Who".

FYI, Joe Who was the headline in the paper after the draft.