Whose daughter did Cris Carter...?

Am I crazy? He is the second best WR I've ever seen! What the hell?!?!

I have no real reason to root for the guy. I don't like the Vikings or Eagles, or him personally. But objectively, how on earth is Curtis Martin better than him?

I think it's a disgrace Carter wasn't in on his first year. This is getting ridiculous.

 

Whose daughter did him??

 

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That is to say, "With the daughter of which HOF selector did Cris Carter copulate (or whatever) to piss off her dad so much that the man wouldn't allow Mr. Carter into the HOF?"

 

It must have been a whole bunch of them. Way to go, Cris! I really don't have a horse in this race, I swear. I'm just astounded. I don't have a problem with any of the guys that got in today, but I would only put one of them, Dawson, in ahead of Carter. The rest, along with almost every other guy that's made it since Carter became eligible, should have gone in after him.