Caption This! Playoffs Week 1

Bryant: I'll be Milli, you be Vanilli.

 

Pudgy kid in the tutu: Let me down there and I'll show them what I can do!

 

Looks like Martavis and DHB are dancing in mid air and the background was added with the use of a green screen.

 

Can't wait until I'm old enough to wear the Black and Gold and start rooting for a real team! This orange wig and tutu my dad makes me wear to these Bungle games is pathetic and humiliating!
--Kid in the background in the orange wig, tutu and Bernard jersey

 

Martavis: Dude, I am so high right now
DHB: See, I told you those Wonka Fizzy Lifting Drinks were awesome

 

Is that Willie Robertson in the "Whosyourmama" jersey on the left?

 

Martavis: WTH?

Bey: David Blaine is up to his tricks i saw him earlier.

 

#27: now if you photographers take this stance you can get this footage better.

dhb: i can jump with you and still give you a wet willie before we touch down.

 

Damn! I couldn't jump that high with a spring board.

 

now in denver we could get about 4 inches higher in the thin air.

 

Bryant: I've been trying to tell you man!!! Gravity is a conspiracy!!!

Bey: Broooo

 

Martavis Bryant and Darius Heyward-Bey are blasted into the air by a landmine placed on the field by Vontaze Burfict. Officials penalize MB and DHB 15 yards for excessive celebrating. Pacman Jones blames "Jerry Porter" for the explosion after the game.

 

Love lifts us up where we belong.....

- an officer and a gentleman

 

#84 in the Stands......... Dang, I got to pee. I wish there were a Steelers fan standing in front of me!

 

Luckily the cart that Ben was taken out on wasn't near that guy.

 

Everyone in orange: "wtf, seriously....wtf"

 

Bryant: "These Nike AGS (Anti-Gravity Shoes) rock!"
DHB: "I know!"

 

DHB: You have to land before I do because I can't catch you.
Bryant: Don't worry man I got this I catch balls with my butt i can catch you.

 

"Flyin' high now.............gonna try now......"

 

Is that Shaemus in the first row?

 

MB: That was my greatest catch ever!

DHB: Whatever, just don't undercut me as we land or PWP will hunt you down! He's already pissed they didn't call my number for a fade!

 

Kirkpatrick: I think the ball is still in there.
Camera 1: what did he say?
Cameraman 2: I think he asked where's the beef.
Cameraman 3: he said his name's not Warren.
Random fan 1: He said his name's not Warren.
Random fan 2: name's not Warren.
Go aline judge: huh I thought his name was Warren.

DHB and MB: IT'S REX MANNING DAY!

 

DHB to MB: Wish I could catch like that!!

Sorry PWP, couldn't resist!!