Caption This! Week 11

See Ben, how I made a hypocloid out of those footballs? Creativity like that is why I'm the coach and you're the player. Obviously.

 

I wonder if my issue this whole time has been that I am left-eye dominant?

 

Ben you saw a Titan fan in the stands??? C'mon man you are crazy!!!

 

Ben
I know we didn't cover this in practice but we are going to play with 4 footballs at the same time today. Haley came up with this brilliant plan.

 

Ben, now sit on these until we hatch a game plan.

 

BEN: "Hey Coach LeGarrette is heading into the locker room, he keeps telling guys he isn't happy with the number of touches he is getting. What do you know?"

TOMLIN: "He didn't tell me that - he said he was taking 5 to go toke on some ganji to calm his nerves."

 

Tomlin: I'm going to beat the crap out of that camera guy if he doesn't leave us alone

 

MT - Obviously
BR - Obviously
MT - Obviously
BR - Obviously
MT - We acknowledge that, and accept it
BR - The Oline is fantastic
MT - Obviously

 

You have great strength young Jedi. You have yet to find the Cosmic Key.

 

Hey coach.
Arizona just called me and I'm cold.

Obviously.

 

That's what my wife and I were asking last night.

 

Ben - So you're telling me I CAN'T wear these sweatpants during the game?

 

MT: Why would you wanna do that? They belong to Duce Staley!!!!!!!

 

BR: Sure coach, in that color....with that expression....and in this lighting.....yeah, if you shaved the beard except for the goatee, you could pass for Martin Lawrence

 

Its a promotion for the new x-box 1, it represents the Black Ring of Death!

 

Is that Suzy Kolber back there, damn, I'd tap dat. mmmmm

 

These are not the droids you are looking for.

 

Tomlin: Hey Ben you see those 4 giant turds behind me?

Ben: Yeah why?

Tomlin: They represent our 4 defeats, please don't go back to your old ways of holding onto the ball for too long, my butt can't handle a 5th!!

 

Tomlin: so I've been dating this one football for a while, and I'm just not feeling it anymore. So I've been running around with three other footballs on the side. Funny thing is, they're all leather and laces. No brains! They'll never find out! Hahaha
Ben: uhhh coach....
Tomlin: they're all right behind me, aren't they...