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Caption This! Preseason Game 1

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by SteelinOhio, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. SteelinOhio

    SteelinOhio

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    Ref: Ok, who farted, that one is really rank.
    Ben: It wasn't me, it was Jacquain Williams over there.
    Jacquain: No way, it was the flag guy on the chain crew over there.
     
    SteelinOhio, Aug 11, 2014
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  2. darcrav

    darcrav Well-Known Member

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    the DL to Pouncey's left
    appears to have FUMES coming out of his butt
     
    darcrav, Aug 11, 2014
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  3. Cali Steel

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    Ben: Those pants make his ass look fat.
    Williams: No way look at how fat his ass is!
     
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  4. TerribleTowelFlying

    TerribleTowelFlying Staff Member Site Admin Mod Team

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    Ben: Look, I don't get paid for this so this is my last snap for the night. Defense listen up- I'm going for the endzone. Fade to the shortest receiver.
    Williams: That guy over there?
    Ben: No, he's not the shortest. Why would you say that?
    Williams: He's pretty short.
    Ben: Fair point, all the receivers on the field right now are pretty short.
     
    TerribleTowelFlying, Aug 11, 2014
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  5. TheSteelHurtin2188

    TheSteelHurtin2188 Well-Known Member

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    Williams: Look at dat ass
    Ben: Woah now I'm confused
     
    TheSteelHurtin2188, Aug 11, 2014
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  6. DSteelerCT

    DSteelerCT Well-Known Member

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    I got nothing, as those posted are very amusing and I got a good laugh. Helps to have a few Jacks in me as I enjoy these final summer nights.
     
    DSteelerCT, Aug 11, 2014
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  7. 86WardsWay

    86WardsWay Well-Known Member

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    Ben (while looking at Haley on the sideline), You mean that's the endzone down there that can give us a possible 7 points? You really want us to cross that line?
    Haley (not seen) Yes Squeeze it in there!
    Williams - He said Suisham, He said SUISHAM! Get the 3!
    Pouncy - Hey Decastro watch the knee!
     
    86WardsWay, Aug 11, 2014
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  8. mac daddyo

    mac daddyo Well-Known Member

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    Williams: hey I want to be over there on your sidelines and play for a real team.

    ben: this cat thinks we have room for one more LB.:cool:
     
    mac daddyo, Aug 11, 2014
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  9. thorn058

    thorn058 Well-Known Member

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    Ben: "So the concession stand with the best nachos is that way?"
    Williams "Naw man it's that way, plus they gots some awesome chessy fries too."
    Ben: "Are you sure Strahan said the Subway was over there, if im breaking my diet I don't want a cold cut combo."
    Williams "I swear it's over there."
     
    thorn058, Aug 11, 2014
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  10. RobertoC#21

    RobertoC#21 Well-Known Member

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  11. pjgruden

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    Ben: Ok, Guys, this thing up here is the end zone. We're suppposed to put the ball in there.
    Williams: Hey look at our Chearleaders
    Ben: Huh? Where?
     
    pjgruden, Aug 12, 2014
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  12. HawkeyeJames

    HawkeyeJames Well-Known Member

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    Ben - Antonio - Quit smiling... I want you to run a slant over the middle. Man this guy smiles more than Hines....

    Williams - you mean that guy over there is Hines Ward???

    Ben - not yet but he is pretty good.

    Williams - that guy over there??? Man I need his autograph.
     
    HawkeyeJames, Aug 12, 2014
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  13. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    Ben: Dri, Who called you slow,? This guy right here, Williams?

    Williams: Yeah, he's slow and hes short too. Throw it to him.

    Ben: Alright, if you say so.
     
    Blast Furnace, Aug 12, 2014
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  14. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    Ben: 57 is Mike!

    Jacquain: ummm.... no. I'm Jacquain. ... Mike is over there
     
    Steel_Elvis, Aug 12, 2014
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  15. knab70

    knab70 Well-Known Member

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    Ben......End zone this way right ?

    Williams...No Ben over there.
     
    knab70, Aug 12, 2014
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  16. SteelinOhio

    SteelinOhio

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    In a similar vein:

    Ben: Hey, why don't we have tall guys. They have some tall guys. You know I've been asking for some tall guys.
     
    SteelinOhio, Aug 13, 2014
    SteelinOhio, Aug 13, 2014
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