Tomlin dusting off an old move

A West Virginia man takes his 12 year old daughter to the doctor because she was feeling sick for a few days. After a few minutes the doctor comes out and says to the man "do you happen to know if your daughter is sexually active?" The man says "nah, she just lays there like her ma"

 

She has elected to leave well enough alone

One half sister did reach out to her a while back they met she was nice but nothing came of it

The half sister contacted her originally through ancestry.com and left her a note saying “I hate to break it to you but you are half hillbilly”

 

Any idea what the other half is?

 

No

She was born in New Mexico but is blonde hair blue eyed and the other half of her DNA was Scandinavian

Apparently her biological father was in the airforce and got around

There is a third half sister in California who runs “an escort service”

 

This just keeps getting better!

 

Half truth half joke

The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia

Anywhere else and it would have been a teeth brush

 

I know its all in fun so this isn't to you, but...
LoL. I had a English man ask me that once , and I said Arkansas is bigger than your whole country, so You tell me who you think has more inbreeding. LoL.
Also my friend Im not from Arkansas , I played , and went to school in many states, including Arkansas.

 

now we know where the SASS comes from in Arkansass

 

I live near West Virginia.

West "by god" has many good ski resorts and strip clubs with relaxed regulations compared to Virginia.

 

A half brother

 

I had a good from from Kentucky and we concluded that although we both grew up in the woods, we wanted to referred to as ridge runners rather than hillbillies or rednecks.

 

I remember standing in the street in Brookfield Illinois(about 13 miles west of downtown Chicago) and my ex girlfriend, and her best friend (soon to be my ex wife) were fighting about me, and her mother came out , and said why the hell are you two fighting over that f**king hillbilly. LoL.
Hurt my feelings.