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Dad Joke of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Born2Steel, Feb 25, 2026.

  1. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    :facepalm: Have to tell my grand kids. :thumbs_up:
     
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  2. SteelinOhio

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    One day when Helen Keller came in from outside, her family noticed her fingers were purple, and they asked her why her fingers were purple. She said, "I heard something through the grapevine."
     
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  3. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive....they would all find me attractive.
     
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  4. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    If you get a bigger bed you get more bed room but less bedroom.
     
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  5. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    ....and your last name would be Kardashian.
     
  6. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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