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   Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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   I read a statistic that Mother's Day has the least number of crimes committed than any other day of the year. Taking your mom to brunch will keep her from going out and committing crimes. That's how I read it anyway.

    

   Born2Steel, May 11, 2026

   Born2Steel, May 11, 2026

   #251

   • Hilarious x 2
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   Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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   Steel_Elvis, May 11, 2026

   Steel_Elvis, May 11, 2026

   #252

   • Hilarious x 5
   • Like x 1
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   forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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   LOL
   It's not Cat Burns Alan Carr or Jonathan Ross
   LOL

    

   forgotten1, May 11, 2026

   forgotten1, May 11, 2026

   #253
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   SteelinOhio TSF Supporter

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   Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
   
   He got a little behind in his work.

    

   SteelinOhio, May 19, 2026 at 8:51 AM

   SteelinOhio, May 19, 2026 at 8:51 AM

   #254

   • Hilarious x 4
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   Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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   Courtesy of comedian Anthony Jeselnik (paraphrased):
   
   My grandmother wanted to die the best way possible, peacefully in her sleep. And when she passed away, we thought that’s what happened. But then we had an autopsy performed, and discovered that she died horribly, in the worst way possible… during an autopsy.

    

   Steel_Elvis, May 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM

   Steel_Elvis, May 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM

   #255

   • Hilarious x 1
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   MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. TSF Supporter

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   MojaveDesertPghFan, May 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM

   MojaveDesertPghFan, May 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM

   #256

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