Congrats, Duck

Devlin "Duck" Hodges married singer Lainey Wilson, she of the fabulous badonkadonk.

 

you go duck.

 

He's a lucky Duck.

 

They asked Duck how he was going to pay for the wedding and he said, just put it on my bill.

 

At least he isn’t ducking it!

 

I'll have to pond...er that

 

It looks like Duck did pretty well for himself. Congrats, and good luck.

 

So you don't have to google them....

In the words of Carl Spackler; "she's lean, mean, and I bet not too far between...."

 

Duck became a Doctor but no one would go to him because they said he was a Quack.

 

If it walks like Lainey Wilson, talks like Lainey Wilson, must be a ..........

 

Lainey had a big butt but lost a lot of weight

People are saying she went from “Dump Truck” to “Flatbed”

 

Duck went from throwing to Tight Ends to marrying one.

 

She definitely looked better as a thicky.

 

Happy medium maybe?

 

With a nice derrière

 

God certainly knew what HE was doing when he created women
Have no idea what HE was thinking when I was created
My dad did tell me once or twice in life
That he missed the toilet
And hit the flower pot
Nine months later he had a blooming idiot

 

At least he beat Mason Rudolph at something

 

Duck definitely made the right career change from getting sacked by Myles Garrett to crawling in the sack with Lainey Wilson.

 

Well, .... a Duck.

 

A woman gave her little boy a dollar and told him to go spend it wisely

So the boy walks out the door and starts walking down the street, when he sees a man holding a duck.

"Hey mister," the boy asks, "that's a nice duck. Where did you get it?"

"I found it," the man said, "and I'm taking it to the market to sell."

"How much do you want for it?" the little boy asked.

"A dollar."

Well, the little boy had a dollar, so he bought the duck, and went off to play with him. Soon enough a woman comes by and notices the duck.

"Hey, that's an adorable duck you have there," she said.

"Thanks," the little boy said, "I just bought it."

"Well, I'd love a duck like that," the woman said, "but I'm a little short on cash. But I've been known to turn a trick or two, so if you want we could go back to my place and we could trade."

Well, the little boy had never been with a woman before, but that seemed like a good deal. So back they went to her place, he handed her the duck, and they made love. Now, some people have to work hard to get good at things, and some people are just naturals. Our little boy here...well, let's just say he was a natural. After 15 mind-blowing minutes he and the woman lay panting in bed.

"Wow," she said,"that was the best sex I've ever had. I...I loved it. I want to go again."

"Ok," said the little boy, "but in that case I want my duck back."

The woman readily agreed, and they made passionate love for another round. Finally spent, the little boy collected his duck and left her apartment. As he turned to close the door, however, the duck ran away and right into oncoming traffic -- where it was struck by a passing truck. The man in the truck screeched to a halt, and jumped out, but there was no saving the duck.

"I'm so sorry," the man said,"it was totally an accident."

"That's ok," the little boy replied, "he only cost a dollar anyways."

"Well let me reimburse you," the man said, "it's the least I can do."

So the man gave the little boy a dollar, and the little boy proceeded home to his mother.

"Did you spend your dollar?" his mother asked.

"I did," he replied.

"Well, what did you get?"

"I got a duck for a buck, a **** for a duck, a duck for a ****, and a buck from a guy in a truck for a ****ed up duck."