anybody know

The new pat down policy at Heinz field. We are going to the Sunday nighter against the Bengals and I'm trying to decide what kind of hidden flask to get.

 

roll your tea in paper

 

Don't worry I got shoes for that.

 

Pour your poison of choice into a catheter bag and stuff it down your Depends.. attach sippy straw & enjoy!

 

That's what I was thinking. They also make a beer belly that holds 60 oz and looks like beer belly

 

I knew this woman that had a flask hidden in a set of binoculars. Unscrew one of the eye pieces and take a sip.

 

That's genius.

Not just a Steeler fan, but a Bond villain as well?

 

Lol I heard of them they may work for the slim.. I already have the beer belly covered!! Seriously if you use a small plastic container for your high-octane the wand won't detect.

 

Hope this helps

http://www.steelers.com/video-and-a...g_Policy/8273be20-c9b1-4bb0-ac71-4157769ca2bc

 

Steel if you go the beer belly route,you might as well throw in the manboobs and get another 60oz of high octane boom boom
just post the pic here before you go

 

just wear a hospital gown and have your IV bag.
1. They'll look at you and figure nothing to hide with your outfit so the beer belly ,manboobs,and IV bag , I believe we have you up to a big amount of high octane , pushing atleast 120 + oz by now .

2. you're just a diehard fan left the hospital to catch a game

 

Lmao they make the supersized belly that hold 80

 

my god man!!!!
that's a lot of hooch!!
HEY EVERYONE TAILGATE PARTY IN STEELS SECTION!!!


easy tailgating too with that hospital gown on.

 

Hell if that's all they do it looks like I'm going with the beer belly full of tequila or rum.

 

You may see me run across the field with nothing but the beer belly on

 

Ok, I'm All-Pro in this game...get the highly crushable plastic bottle of water(1liter). Dump the water. Many men's underwater have a double layer on the underside. Fill with a .75 liter and stick it in there. If they find it they owe you money for the molestation u just received. I was at Rage Against The Machine last year at LA Coleseium and this was by far the most intense security screening I've ever seen. The guy had me spread my legs with my hands above my head and he even hit that sucker. I felt violated but a few hours later I felt better. The bottles are very nimble and hold a whole bottle of fun the double layer allows you to walk fine for long distances without shifting or falling out. Good luck!

 

Squeeze out all the air before u cap it to make it silent.

 

Always do a test run too to make sure it's set up for victory.

 

That's a good idea as well

 

The binoculars is a common old school smuggle, But if I remember reading the updated policies right, you can take binoculars, they just can`t be in a case.
I`m thinkin you get more mileage out of the "beer belly"...
Wouldn`t work for me, I would look like a highly pregnant elephant... LOL
Have fun, and, GO STEELERS!

 

big ears or long trunk

 

I have an idea, just buy a beer at the stadium and don't risk getting tossed out over a few bucks.

 

right in our face the whole time
here's an upside and downside

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