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Dad Joke of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Born2Steel, Feb 25, 2026.

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  1. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    knee high tube socks
    BLOWN
     
    forgotten1, Mar 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
    forgotten1, Mar 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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  2. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    HELP! I can't get it.
     
    steel machine, Apr 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
    steel machine, Apr 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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  3. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between Rome and NYC?


    Not as many Italians in Rome.
     
    Born2Steel, Apr 1, 2026 at 9:01 AM
    Born2Steel, Apr 1, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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  4. strummerfan

    strummerfan Well-Known Member

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    What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?




    A quarter pounder with cheese
     
    strummerfan, Apr 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
    strummerfan, Apr 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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  5. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    :puking 3::puking 3::puking 3::puking 3::puking 3:
     
    S.T.D, Apr 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
    S.T.D, Apr 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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  6. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    In my youth I was very much against pre-marital sex. That's why I only dated married women.
     
    Born2Steel, Apr 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
    Born2Steel, Apr 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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  7. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    I tried to put all my watches together to make a belt.....it was a waist of time.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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  8. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    Fun flamingo fact. They stand on one leg because if they lifted both they would fall down.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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  9. santeesteel

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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?






    "cause it was DEAD!
     
    santeesteel, Apr 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
    santeesteel, Apr 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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  10. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    And yet another joke I don't get.
     
    steel machine, Apr 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
    steel machine, Apr 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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  11. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    New Ricans and Puerto Yorkains too
     
    forgotten1, Apr 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
    forgotten1, Apr 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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  12. santeesteel

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    My wife shot me with a nail gun.

    She thinks I'm a stud!
     
    santeesteel, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
    santeesteel, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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  13. forgotten1

    forgotten1 Well-Known Member

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    Today of all days you joke about NAILING?!?!?
     
    forgotten1, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
    forgotten1, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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  14. strummerfan

    strummerfan Well-Known Member

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    Now that’s funny
     
    strummerfan, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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  15. santeesteel

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    Now you've got me thinking about Sam Kinison!
     
    santeesteel, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
    santeesteel, Apr 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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  16. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    Really? I thought it carried itself pretty well.

    It's actually not a joke in truth. Rome, being in Italy, is almost 100% Italian. NYC, being in the US, is approximately 8% Italian Americans. However, Rome only has a population of around 3M people. Which happens to be about the number of Italian Americans living in NYC. So, the joke is, the Italians in NYC outnumber the Italians in the capital city of Italy.

    Like I said, not so much a joke anymore, but still funny if you think about it.
     
    Born2Steel, Apr 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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  17. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    I always thought 'French Style Green Beans' just meant they weren't washed yet.
     
    Born2Steel, Apr 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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  18. Born2Steel

    Born2Steel Well-Known Member

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    Why does my wife introduce me as her first husband?
     
    Born2Steel, Apr 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
    Born2Steel, Apr 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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  19. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    Burned my eyes reading this.:eek:
     
    S.T.D, Apr 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
    S.T.D, Apr 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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  20. santeesteel

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    How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?


    She fits into your wife's clothes!
     
    santeesteel, Apr 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
    santeesteel, Apr 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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  21. strummerfan

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    He died as he lived, with angry irritable bowels
     
    strummerfan, Apr 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
    strummerfan, Apr 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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  22. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL. LoL lol :roflmao:
     
    S.T.D, Apr 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
    S.T.D, Apr 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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