Help It Make Sense

EDIT: "D" is Darnell Washington

 

Hmmmmm

 

It only doesn’t make sense if you ignore what was going on with the team throughout the season. That’s the problem with statistics. They only tell part of the story.

 

I'm guessing your point is why aren't they throwing to TE's more?! If so I have no idea...

 

Guessing we will be throwing to our TE's a lot last 2 games.

 

Other than the times he has run the ball Jonnu Smith hasn't impressed enough in the passing game to warrant the amount of targets he has gotten all year. Heck id say that busted up TE they signed from the Falcons two years ago performed better in Artie's offense and I cant even remember his name.

 

It also shows that Roman Wilson appears to do more with less

 

What does 'WR rating' mean?

 

Free Subway sandwich stickers. If you get 30 you get a free footlong sub which isn't really a unit of measure but a marketing tool.

 

Yaaay
An 11" sub on yoga mat bread with silica meats sold by a nonce.

 

I got a cold cut sub to go at a Subway and got the sandwich out to eat while I was driving home. I couldn't chew through the meat because it was so gummy. I looked in the sandwich and the teenage girl who made it left her rubber glove in it.

 

I once was at a Subway, and a girl was making my sandwich (I may have already told this story before), and we went through all the whole ritual of I want this, this this, and extra that, and when she was done, and put it in the bag, I said now make me the same sandwich , this time with gloves on your hands . I had watched her take her gloves off before making my sandwich, and pick at her face. I would bet if looks could kill, I wouldn't be writing this today. She asked me what she was supposed to do with the other sandwich, and I said , I guess save it for Your supper, and have a nice day.

 

C'mon man! How can you not know this?
It's simple math:

(T+Y) * YAC ^3 + # / [$- years left on contract] * number of times you've pictured a teammates wife naked

Where: T = targets
Y= yards per catch
YAC = yards after catch
#= uniform #
$= contract amount not counting signing bonus, but including incentives and subtracting fines