What's Cookin? horse meat edition

These are available at WslMart and Target. I haven’t found a fake burger I like enough to buy it. Whatever they have at Applebee’s is pretty good. I think it is in fact the Impossible burger.

 

You know what they say: shît in one hand and hope in the other and see which hand fills up faster. At the same time, this is the type of game that the Tomlin coached steelers show up and win against a hot team and then play down to the bottom feeders.

 

I was a hunter once. I also once weighed 307 and the only vegetables I was interested in were the lettuce and pickle on the Big Mac. I now meet military height/weight standards, at nearly 70.
I have to go to some very sketchy places in the line of work, among violent and unpredictable people, and I worry that I will have to defend myself.

 

The only thing getting cooked this weekend is the Steelers D.

 

Goulash came out very very good! Faithful roommate will try a cupful a little later but she says it smells great!
Those are garlic cheese curds in there.

Edit: I found some plant based ground beeflike substance in the freezer and used that instead of the steakless tips. Faithful roommate had some and it meets with her seal of approval.
Now to get out an old scary movie and pretend I am watching Chiller Theater on a Saturday night….

 

Well the pipes will be thoroughly cleaned out by then

 

That makes it sound like you are pregnant

 

On a more serious note I applaud you for taking care of your health

Even if your diet sounds revolting to me

I will admit I’m eating more vegetables now and less ribeyes in an attempt to loose weight and maybe live another decade or two

Can you drink a beer every once in a while

I ain’t not giving up beer none no way n’ at

 

Grilled sausage over charcoal. Sausage gravy with grilled onions. Homemade mash potatoes with horseradish. Center of plate mash potatoes, grilled sausage on top and cover with gravy. Key lime pie for dessert.

 

@S.T.D do you have indoor plumbing

 

I’ll be able to smell that from here

 

Dinner will be for me a thin crape appetizer, some parsley, an ox, and a twinkie......I shall consume this after today's tussle. During the game, I will drink beer. Perhaps I shall have 4 beers - one for each quarter. If the Steelers win, i give them a 2% chance, I may run outside in my Steelers Boxer shorts and sing an aria from Faust while twirling my terrible towel about my sturdy frame. I suspect no such event will occur as I can't imagine how they win this game with such a compromised defensive backfield and no one to cover Warren.

Last night I was awaken by terrible visions of Taylor running up the middle for 20 yards a clip. I am in a cold sweat as I pen this.

 

How many milligrams is your Ox?
Might need more than 1 twinkie to counter the ox

 

It's a two-tab OX offset cover 2 defensive split OX pattern with a delayed safety blitz...but you're right. Today may require more than one twinkie.

 

Believe it or not, I have never had a beer in my life. It smells nasty to me. I have nothing against it, it just doesn’t appeal to me. I have consumed wine, though.
I don’t smoke either.
I was celibate for a time, but I gave it up. It was the worst 45 minutes of my life.
I am not judgmental about the habits of others, we each paddle our own canoe. What I am doing works for me.

 

LOL, I eat cheese and egg whites. Gotta get sufficient protein from somewhere.

 

Flying to Vegas during the game. Probably be doing more drinking than eating when I arrive.

 

Pierogies

 

Beef stew here.