The Pirates can’t trade Bryan Reynolds now!

I just read that he has a bobblehead day coming up in early September. The Pirates’ best attendance days always happen when they are giving away some piece of crap or another. They can’t have his bobblehead day if he is no longer with the team.

 

Oh crap, as I type this I'm staring at a Maz bobblehead with all his gold gloves and a Dave Parker one. I too think it's stupid except for kids. That is what jagoff Nutting counts on. My damn sisters have been goofing with me about the Pirates for decades. They give me the dumbest crap every birthday.

 

I'm still bugging my cousin from Altoona to find me the twin bobble heads they had for Kramer and Newman several years ago. Giddyup!