Misunderstood lyrics

LoL. I always thought they said Don't want to be Your Monkey bread....on that Monkey wrench song. LoL

 

I posted another misunderstood lyric from this same song previously, but I was half listening to this on the way to work today, and at this part at 4:16, I heard "choking on the steak fries."

 

LoL.

 

I said Jamie!
Jamie! your top's untied
and you know what that will get ya!!!

oh oh oh

 

Hot sticky sweet
you know what i mean

here comes the rain.

FMR

 

Don Henley's "If dirt were dollars"
"....She just looked at me, I'm not a kidding you, like a cow at a passing train."

 

Took me awhile to figure out the song. Didn't give it enough thought when posted but I'd hear the damn song on the radio and couldn't figure out why it was ringing a bell. Phil Collins better be right. Billie Billie don't lose that number?

BTW, laughed my ass off.

 

Come on man! I can't get this right off but now it will zap my mindfulness on the mystical putting green.

 

Leave it up to Green Day for some silly lyrics

 

FMR 25 years?
sumthing not adding up to 41

 

Now you have me wondering if Megadeth is singing "Never wore cologne" instead of "Never walk alone."

 

For years I've heard "Toot the message out" but actually thought the lyric was "Shoot the messenger" on this song, but I was wrong on both accounts. It's actually "Truth will mess you up":

(Video starts at the spot in question)

 

I found my misheard lyrics book and I'm putting a few up here. If repeats, sorry. Enjoy.

L.A. Woman, The Doors: Well I just got into town about an hour ago. = Well I dig a little dog about an hour ago.

Centerfold, J. Geils Band: My angel is a centerfold. = My anus is the center hole.

Suffragette city, Bowie: This mellow thighed chick. = The smell of my check.

Jeremy, Pearl Jam: Jeremy spoke in class today. = Jeremy smoked grass today.

Looks like we made it, Barry Manilow: Looks like we made it. = Looks like tomatoes.

Living loving maid, Zepplin: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat. = With a purple operator and fifty cent hair. (I use to sing it that way)

 

Is that the book "Scuze Me While I Kiss This Guy?"

We had that at a music store where I used to work in the mid-90s.

 

Suffragette City I also heard that line forever as= the smell of fat chick's put my smile out of place. LoL. I was singing that once at practice along time ago, and someone....I think the drummer ,said....Dude ....I don't think thats right. LoL

 

Like a chainsaw
WHAT
I'll make ass raw
WHAT?

 

Hendrix on the cover. I loved the dedication: "This book is dedicated to my parents, who never took me to the doctor to get my hearing checked."

 

WHAT

 

Saw these on a wall at the ferry: From The Bangles (I think) " Just Another Manic Sundae" and from 50 centavos "Go Shorty, it's Sherbet day".

GO STEELERS!!! Shock the NFL!!

 

Theres nothing that a 100 men on Mars could ever do.

 

Outside of that....LoL. it's a great tune.