So I had a flat tire......

I knew they were in arrears, just not that deep.

 

Some of my all time favorite arrears from SI were Christie Brinkley, Kate Upton and Paige Spiranic.

 

Nice butt Vendela was the best in that department.

 

Upton and Paige man there is something about them I can’t put my finger on.

 

“It’s ok to read the menu you just can’t order anything to eat”

- My Wife

I asked how about a cup of soup or an appetizer and got whacked on the back of the head

 

Paige has a great rack, but for me the backside is lacking

 

Turn the page over and look at the other side

 

Let this be a lesson to everyone-having men and fatties in your swimsuit issue will eventually sink the ship

 

That was funny cause it was my wife's car and it was sliced in the center and unfixable. Had to buy a new tire. Can't believe you said Eagle fan because my wife said my mocking of the neighbors caused it. It didn't.

 

Stupidity runs deep

 

Paige has her own spot at my Golf Club. Some of the guys touch her picture for luck before the round.

 

when you put a fat woman and a man in the swimsuit edition, you jumped the shark.

 

Well, anything is possible in this crazy league, and SI sure would look like geniuses if that happened. Very, very unlikely though. I'd say the 500 rushing yards is the most unlikely of them all

 

And runs deeper still

 

My all-time favorite Happy Days episode.

 

Well son we got a situation here. You have a flat and we need to repair it. This is gonna cost you. Also we found a bad Johnson Rod. That's really gonna cost you

I wonder where?

 

The Fonz was the ultimate bad a$$, didn't even bother to take his leather jacket off

 

I will second that.

 

I'll bet after touching her picture a lot of the golfers jerk their balls too far to the left because they have too firm a grip on their shaft.

 

Do you hit off of the same tees

 

Now he’s doing afternoon commercials shown between episodes of Matlock and Perry Mason

 

I stopped watching television 20 years ago, but it's nice to know that he's still getting some gigs

 

He was in the HBO series BARRY

 

You can find Steelers games on television

FYI

 

I just watch streams on my laptop. The Steelers games are about the only sporting event I even still watch. Force of habit I guess