The Three Amigos - Mason, Kenny and Mitch

When I look at this photo a couple of things stand out:

1) These guys really do seem to have a great relationship and I think they’re all classy individuals.

2) Dang, Mason’s hands look twice a big as Kenny’s!

 

You know what they say about big hands, right?

 

Um…it helps you hang onto the football in bad weather?

 

Kenny: Hey Mason, can you believe THIS GUY (motioning toward Mitch) was ahead of both of us on the depth chart at the beginning of last year?

 

Looks like Mitch is telling them a tale about that time he played a whole game without throwing an INT.

 

Do these big hands make me look fat?

 

“Can you guys believe the judgement and evaluation of this staff and scouting department.”

 

My wife seriously came out one day and asked me if her pants made her look fat

I told her it wasn’t the pants

She told me to do something unnatural and walked away

Months later she asked again so I just said yes

Again she told me to do something unnatural and walked away

She has never asked again

 

You didn't set the expectation early in the relationship.

My wife already knows what I'm going to say, so if I say something nice about it, I'm a rock star for the day!

 

Look how white Kenny's hands are compared to Mason's. I didn't know he ever took off his gloves in practice, and judging by the color of his hands, it looks like they haven't seen daylight in many years.

 

He's got the whole ball..in his hand
The whole wide ball ..in his hand.

 

Gloved since birth.

 

Firm handshakes

 

Exactly

Notice something she doesn’t think you will notice and you rock

Particularly if she went to the hair dresser

 

We have old timey movies of that moment JEH...................

 

LoL

 

"Do these Pants make me look fat?"

We've lost many a great man falling victim to that trap question.
I usually feint that I am talking on the phone - since my hair is long I can generally pull it off.
But then one day, she checked.
Some quick thinking and remembering some good guidance from Sanford and Son I went into cardiac arrest.
Turns out I didn't think about the next step.

Cold turkey is real and it doesn't only apply to quitting something, it's what's for dinner.

 

yes - big feet!

 

Ever notice how we are expected to be nice and it's OK when they make a snide remark. I started letting my wife buy and pick my clothing after about 5-6 years into our marriage. We'd be ready to go out and she'd give the M.F. ing eye and then ask if I am comfortable going out into public like that. The oddest thing is it worked out great. TBH she did dress me better and all shoes and clothing is bought for me. Kind of a back handed victory for me

 

So true. Just look at the NBA.

 

I actually thought of that commercial when she asked me

 

That was funny!!!! See what I miss not watching commercials.

I'll say one good thing about being born in this time period (for men) we got to see live and up close females in Hot Pants, Mini skirts, variations on Bra's that make you want to kiss Victoria's Secret more then once, and now the very popular Yoga Pant.

Men back in Lincoln's day never knew what was under the hood until to late That song, "Baby Got Back" would have came out a lot sooner.

 

Not in my case