So a guy walks into a bar

Few young guys (all under 50) discussing the over / unders for Sunday's Packers game. High Roller walks in, slaps a Fifty on the table. Who wants to cover? What are we betting on? Asks someone. "No points, straight up, you pick em.
Silence. Talked to the guy a little later, says that this was his third bar with just one taker. Huh ?

 

The guy should have ducked

 

A ballerina walks into a barre…

 

Matt Barr Bar Mat

 

The only thing I understood…..Huh?

 

I feel like I missed the punchline.

 

Drinking?

 

Wanna bet?

 

BAR MITZVAH!!

 

i don't think george would celebrate this either.

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and ordered a beer and a sponge

 

a guy walks into a bar and staggers out smelling of shrimp and tequila. ok go ahead jeh.

 

Was it Todd Haley?

 

There was once a man from Nantucket
Who peed in a bucket..,,

 

Sally’s sister wont do it but her mother will

 

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender asks if he wants anything else and Chuck says, "No, the water is for you, I'm having what's left in the bar.

 

I knew a girl from Beaver Falls
She had ****'s like basketball's.

 

A guy walks into a bar with a 12 inch midget playing a piano. He explained that he had one wish granted by a hard of hearing Genie.

 

Didn't she have a sister in Titusville?

 

Titusville is my hometown

We like to call it T-Vegas because its more classsy.

 

He joined for that post? I doubt he is a Steeler fan.

 

Titusville HS most famous alumni-John Heisman. Namesake of the Heisman Trophy.

 

I doubt he was sober.

 

ARE ANY OF US?
IF SO.....
WHY?