Congrats TJ and Dani

Pretty sure he has taken care of a majority of his bucket list in the last two years.

Shout out to Ryan Shazier, looking good Ryan

 

So exactly what would you give them as a wedding present

 

My glowing personality at their reception.

 

Thats a good question imagine writing them a check for a couple hundred bucks lol

 

I’m think it was probably best we weren’t invited

 

A toaster.

 

Not a dang thing, but a congrats.
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A left hand?

 

She is such a lucky woman...He is SO hot (sorry -I'm a girl who knows football...but I'm still a girl and the man is HOT).

 

Congrats to both!

 

Ramen noodles. Hope he has a pre-nup.

 

This is the time when the baby of the family needs his big brothers to take him aside and share the facts of married life. Memorize the phrase yes dear it may save your life.

 

Perhaps someone could give him a penalty flag so he actually knows what one looks like.

 

There are times when my wife is bawling me out for whatever and before I even get a chance she says “and don’t you yes dear me”

 

My Uncle Bob told me that there is one type of food that once a woman tastes it she loses all desire for sex. It's called wedding cake.

 

I wake every morning and say I'm sorry for anything I have done or will do today.

 

Are you talking to yourself

I surely do not see that flying with any wife

 

Ill

Just send him here

 

No but it gets me a cup of coffee before I do everything wrong.

 

So you are saying you would also buy them a toaster???