Let’s go Steelers!!!!! It’s playoff time

must be a Democrat thing

 

If we win the super bowl I will get a tattoo on my buttcheeks that says “who?” And put it as my avatar

 

And if what you are saying doesn't comes true, then we can legitimately say you don't know football, right?

 

You'll be called worse if you're wrong. It'll be gloating in reverse.

 

I don’t agree with your predictions. But, as a Steelers fan, I’m happy to be wrong. So I hope you smoke my d!ck.

(Am I saying that right? I’m old and unfamiliar with all the new expressions.)

 

You should have made these multiple-choice questions.

 

Challenge accepted.

State your case why you think the Steelers are going to win.
Why do you think the offense is going to start the game effectively moving the ball and keeping the KC offense off the field?
A. The offense is just waiting for Tomlin's signal to unleash hell.
B. Claypool has an iPod in his helmet playing I just want to dance to help him have better focus.
C. The Steelers are going to wear their alternate unis that are invisible to the Chiefs.
D. Canada is deported to Canada.

What are the Steelers going to do defensively to stop the run?
A. Have flashing red lights on their jerseys.
B. Put down traffic cones to direct would be ball carriers to run out of bounds.
C. Paint fake goal lines, so the ball carriers spike the ball prematurely.
D. Wait for Tomlin to give the signal to unleash heck.

Why is Devin Bush going to now be able to get off blocks?
A. Learned a few things from the latest Spiderman movie.
B. Jumps offsides, but explains to the ref that he was still finishing the last play.
C. Rolls over and plays dead, instead of standing up to play dead.
D. Eats a couple cans of Bush's beans during pregame.

What if Kelce and Hill are able to play, how will the Steelers neutralize them?
A. Wait for Tomlin to unleash the Ring Around the Rosie, um Kelce, defense.
B. Have Door Dash deliver food to Andy Reid between plays.
C. Allow Edwards-Helaire to rush for 200 yards, so Kelce and Hill won't be a factor.
D. Put in speed bumps to slow Hill down.

What makes you believe Tomlin will be able to manage his time outs and the game clock?
A. He pulls a George Constanza and does the opposite.
B. He created a poll on The Steelers Fans site to help him.
C. He sees @HeinzMustard in the stands with a face palm as his signal to call timeout.
D. He asks the Magic 8 ball in his pocket.

 

I got to admit I want us in the playoffs this year even though I`m sure we cannot win it all.

Ben`s last hurrah. Too late to be thinking about losing to better draft picks. Why not try for a thriller finish for at least entertainment value?

Maybe we have a playoff game where our offense finally plays 4 quarters and we knock out a contender. Would be nice.

 

I find it's the opposite. I find a lot of the geezers worship the Steelers brand and protect it viciously not allowing anyone to criticize the higher ups associated with the brand but while attacking role players like receivers and punters especially young ones.

 

Umm....If we're all geezers, wouldn't ALL the players be "young ones"?

 

Geezers means old people right? I was just using same word as op.

 

Well, Titans are trying to ruin my Christmas.

 

I hope the Steelers win out. I believe it can happen. Yes you called the Minnesota game wrong. Kinda shot your credibility there. Anyway I’m with you, but don’t start threads titled “Idiots “ and you’ll probably get more support.

 

Yep, regardless if we get an ass kicking I want to make Playoffs.

 

I'm not against the guy for his optimistic attitude, but still this is so Well done.

 

At what age does Geezers apply???????

 

Well done. I have nothing to add

 

I don't think there's an exact age but if you're this worried about it... haha.

 

Not worried I seen You say Geezers, and was just wondering.

 

Still sticking with your predictions?

 

Tomlin should be fired and we suck! Mentally unprepared in this game all around the board.

 

There you go, just let the hate flow through you. Now your getting it.

Seriously bro, you folded like a beach chair. Would have had more respect if you stood your ground.