A fresh Tomlinism right off the presses

Tomlin will say "As a team we came to a fork in the road and we took it!"

 

Well I should be good.
I hate hotdogs , and I eat peanut butter almost everyday.

 

What's a Quinoa dog???

 

What’s a soy butter?

Both sound disgusting.

 

Not ‘til December

 

Why would something like that get any better in December?

 

Double

 

Quoted the wrong post.......

 

Me or you?

 

I use 2 drink Soy milk a long while ago , but as soon as I heard it lowered testosterone. I was like f . That. I use 2 also drink Rice milk. Before You ask . . I got a type of food poisoning that killed , or destroyed something in my stomach that made it severely difficult 2 digest milk, and since I was such an big Milk drinker my whole life....Well...I looked for substitutes.

 

Where is "obviously" at? He uses that all the time.

 

That makes sense

 

Obviously

 

Man, I don't concern myself with things that concern most people, myself included. We're just supremely focused on the general concept of getting better each and every day, and if that takes us all season, so be it. Obviously, we want to get better sooner. And we're aware of the rapidly diminishing time window we have to climb that mountain. And some of us don't have shoes on. But we will. And we'll lace them up every day on a weekly basis whether we are wearing loafers or jordans. The journey that is this season is being written in ink, and it takes time for that ink to dry. We're mindful of that. We embrace the challenge. We pride ourselves in not spilling that ink or smearing it on the drawing board.

 

Me

 

unless there is a sign at the fork in the road that clearly states all hell must be on a leash.

 

Dees nutz

 

I was hanging out at Lake Baikal years ago. Local villager lore was that if you put your foot in the water you will leave an extra year. If you put your whole leg in, 5 years. If you go swimming you get 10 years. Keep in mind this lake freezes 7 feet thick in winter. Not toasty warm. So I went swimming.

Now I’m starting to realize I’m going to have those extra ten years tacked on to the end when I’m Bonkers.

 

Where is that located???

 

Siberia

 

Really??
Now I got 2 look.