Profession sphincter at it again - AB - Thank God he is gone.

This thread is a prime example of why the first game can't get here soon enough.

 

You seem to have trouble with your reading comprehension and writing skills. You should contact AQL for pointers. I think he is a professional.

Just trying to help a fellow board member.



Edit: Heck, I’m thinking Edson could help.

 

Then Real Steel will be back and life will be normal.

 

See, every time I attempt to hold out the proverbial olive branch, all I am met with is unthinkably, colossal bulverism. Why bother if someone is too proud to admit they are wrong?!

 

Professional sphincter (dyslexia caused me to not notice I left off the al)
The human body has around 60 sphincter muscles. A sphincter muscle is any of the ringlike muscles surrounding and able to contract or close a bodily passage or opening. Of course when mentioning AB and sphincter in the same thought, I am referring to the anal sphincter. AB in Pittsburgh is viewed as an anal sphincter, AKA xaxsxsxhxoxlxex, professional type that is.

 

Thanks for the explanation. I thought you meant to type 'Professor Sphincter'.

 

This thread should have been moved weeks ago. Who gives a **** about Antonio Brown,
We should care only about the Steelers and how they can get better to compete against
Pats, SD, KC, Balt, Cleve, Houston, Jax.

 

All the teams you have listed have recently had question marks put in there 1st month evaluation. Only the Pats have ever shown talent for overcoming those questions. Chargers have their feature back holding out. KC is trying to recreate last season, Ravens have qb and defense issuses. Cleveland just had a come back to Earth moment. Houston lost their starting back. Jax is well Jax, they are trying to keep Foles confidence high.

 

I can't believe people were serious about needing an explanation for the title.

As you mention, it is a way of referring to someone as an anal opening, but not be crude about it.
Like poker players referring to someone else at the table as a "donkey" (and not just because they are being stubborn).

The "professional" part was to emphasize that his sphincter-ness is not by accident, or at an amateur level, but that he has taken it to a professional... nay, an all-pro level of jack-@ssery.

(EDIT: This is the first time that I noticed the "al" was missing. I kept reading it as if it was there.)

 

Apparently you do by posting a reply.

 

Yeah the problem was it just said Profession. I knew he either meant Professional or professor, but he posts some silly stuff sometimes and I wasn’t sure.


I had some other reasons too.

 

Ok smart ass who is better in the AFC?

 

I wasn't trying to be a smart ass, I'm saying that all the teams you listed are having question marks heading into the first month. So you are right they should be focused because those teams will be vulnerable to start the season.

 

I was one. I read it accurately. I just thought it was some reference I knew nothing of.

 

I'm not denying what I said. I'm denying your dishonest twisting of what I said. There is nothing juvenile about not allowing you to misrepresent my words.

I know exactly what an ad hominem attack is. You have been using them. You've been attacking me, whether you want to lie and claim otherwise or not.

 

Yet another ad hominemn attack. Funny. That doesn't look like the University of Pittsburgh.

 

Speaking of attacks, I see that's still all you have. If I need to learn how to post silly pictures, I'll ask AQL.

By the way, the real news on topic is that Brown is about to get an endorsement deal for his new helmet. So he got out of some practice time and he is getting a little more money, but should still be ready to go Week 1.

 

Wow. I can’t work out if AB is incredibly astute, or just charges forward and things fall his way.

 

I didn't see the exact numbers, but it sounds like he'll be getting a lot more money for a helmet endorsement deal.
https://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/r...io-brown-found-happy-ending-helmet-fight-over

 

All the more reason getting rid of this cancer, regardless of compensation, was the right thing to do.

Certain people have been railing against the Steelers rewarding his bad behavior by giving into his demands.

If the Steelers had dug in and forced him to play like certain people wanted, the helmet issue still would have still happened. It was going to come up this summer regardless of where AB was playing. Him getting an endorsement deal after acting like a petulant child IS rewarding bad behavior. So if he were still a Steeler, like certain people wanted, their course of action would have been undermined by a 3rd party that they have little to no control over. He would be even more emboldened (he still is, thankfully just not on the Steelers watch).

Im sure those certain people won't see it this way, but it even further undermines their argument.

 

I'm glad we are 3-0 in preseason. Imagine the doom and gloom if we had lost a game.

 

My mistake.

 

What a ****ty person AB is. Goodness.