Caption This! Week 1

Tomlin: Hey, have you guys seen my Coaching for Dummies book? It's about this big.

(No, I'm not a Tomlin hater, but I couldn't resist for this one).

 

Look it's me under the hood bell I was hear all day

 

Whoever steps up and makes a play gets LeVeon's game check for this week. Its this big!

 

Burns, one more penalty and you get ***** slapped.

 

You think I was going to call my doctor when it stayed like this for 4 hours? Yeah right!

 

She said it better be big, I said it's like this, obviously!!

 

See these two things here are called hands....they can help you tackle somebody.... also, in rare instances, you can use them to try and catch that oblong ball out there....

Or. Alternatively..... If you’re happy and you know.....it.... hey why isn’t anyone singing with me????

 

we got to get after ball joint or sway bar or whatever his name is.

 

ok listen up, due to the storm we got off course and crashed into a reef, we have a gash in the bow this big, we got some guys working on patching it up, lets try to finish strong but it may take a week of solid practice to get this ship back on course, dont live in your fears, on three "TEAM"

 

Guys look I know our offense is acting like they are allergic to the football and our turnover ratio is this far in the negative but just hang in there oh maybe block a field

 

OK Boys. We're in Cleveland today. The margin for error is this big.

 

Now that was was funny right there.

 

We got this, Boz only missed by this much.

 

Haha. Tierod end. I get it.

 

Tomlin: So, I told Connor if my barber did that to me, I'd smack him like this.

 

Tomlin: I'm telling you guys this in confidence I saw the picture Ike sent that girl, it was like this big, that's why he always said swaggin on NBC broadcasts.


Sutton, coach gone cray cray over here.

Haden looks at Sutton and silently expresses "word"

Burns: I thought we were done with these stories when they cut Big Play Willie Gay ugggh.

 

Alright everyone clap along with me "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, boys to the yard, boys to the yard."

 

Tomlin.... Just not the same without my Pom Poms, where are they, did Bradshaw hide them again?!

 

Tomlin: "If you let Cleveland beat us, I will smack your Momma`s ass like THIS!!!"

 

I'm telling yall the way this game is going I'd rather be fishing!! I caught a catfish this big last time out!!!