Mason Rudolph Christmas Song Parody

There was Bradshaw, Maddox, Kordell and Charlie B;
Leftwich, Malone, Dixon, and Mike Vick;
But do you recall, the newest QB of all:

Rudolph the rookie QB,
We decided to pick him in round 3,
And if you ever saw him,
You would say he plays pretty good,

All of the other players,
Welcomed him with open arms,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Ever feel left out,

Then on one Saturday evening, Tomlin came to say:

Rudolph with your future so bright, would you like to become a Steeler tonight?

And how the players loved him, they shouted out with Glee!
Rudolph the rookie QB,
You'll go down in history!

 

Fixed it for ya!

 

And for your fine effort SF35.......you get Silent Night in return.

 

All of the other players,
Welcomed him with open arms,
Except for Roethlisberger,
Who seemed a little less charmed...

 

I tried singing this out loud. My dogs started howling. I’m guessing it wasn’t the lyrics that were the problem.

Thank you for a fine rendition.

 

Here's my version of "Silent Rudolph": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Night#Lyrics

Silent night... Holy Cow!
All was calm, until he took the field...
Then all of the fans stood up and cheered...
A young QB with a bright future...
We can now sleep in Steeler peace...
Sleeping in Steeler peace...

Silent throws...
Scrambling through holes...
In the D...
Why can't you...
See that he's...
The successor to Roethlisburgh...
He's been playing very well...
Now a new QB is born...
A new QB has been born...

Final drive... of the game...
He throws deep...
Down the field...
All the way to Antonio Brown...
He then takes it for a touchdown...
We now believe in the future...
But first, we all Shalieved...

 

Weird Al......is that you??????