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James Harrison, Chuck Norris style!

Discussion in 'Steelers Talk' started by JackAttack 5958, Jan 18, 2017.

  1. JackAttack 5958

    JackAttack 5958 Well-Known Member

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    Let's have a little fun with the ageless wonder, shall we. Follow my lead:

    Everyone is looking for the Fountain of Youth.

    But...

    The Fountain of Youth is looking for James Harrison!
    :roflmao:

    Play along and let's have some fun with this. Might alleviate some anxiety leading into the Patsies game. :smiley1:
     
  2. TerribleTowelFlying

    TerribleTowelFlying Staff Member Site Admin Mod Team

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    Since 1978, the year James Harrison was born, sack related head injuries have increased 30,000 percent.

    When Greg Lloyd kills a quarterback, he only takes its hide. When James Harrison kills a quarterback, he uses every part.
     
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  3. JackAttack 5958

    JackAttack 5958 Well-Known Member

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    Love it!!!:lolol:
     
  4. AskQuestionsLater

    AskQuestionsLater Writing Team

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    James Harrison does not just bull rush opposing tackles.


    James Harrison bull rushes opposing stadiums.
     
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  5. Diamond

    Diamond Well-Known Member

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    Hard to believe JH is the youngest of 14 children, which means he had to fight for everything he got at home....
     
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  6. niterider

    niterider Well-Known Member

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    Something I threw together really quick...

    JH.jpg
     
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  7. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    Some linebackers tackle like Mack trucks.

    James Harrison tackles Mack trucks.
     
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  8. tangofoxwhiskey

    tangofoxwhiskey Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    If you see a parking spot like this, it doesn't mean it is reserved for the handicapped. It means it's reserved for James Harrison, and if you park there, you will be handicapped.
     
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  9. GoalLine

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    James Harrison doesn't age because death is afraid of death.
     
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  10. Blast Furnace

    Blast Furnace Staff Member Mod Team

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    Silverback gorillas have fathead posters of James Harrison in their rooms.
     
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  11. 58stillers

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    James Harrison does not believe in participation trophies.... give him the real thing.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. SteelinOhio

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    When footballs belonging to the Patriots see James Harrison coming, they deflate themselves.
     
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  13. thorn058

    thorn058 Well-Known Member

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    The NFL announced today that Kelce was correct Fisher did not hold James Harrison. Instead the ground under Arrowhead rose up in fear of James Harrison.
     
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  14. MojaveDesertPghFan

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    Sharks dedicate a week each year to James Harrison!

    James Harrisons' 2 cents worth is actually valued at $14.97!

    He just might be........The Most Intimidating Man in The World! :hmm:
     
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  15. TerribleTowelFlying

    TerribleTowelFlying Staff Member Site Admin Mod Team

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    :applaud::roflmao:
     
  16. Rush2seven

    Rush2seven Well-Known Member

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    Death had a near James Harrison experience
     
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  17. 86WardsWay

    86WardsWay Well-Known Member

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    When James Harrison's urine tests come back to Roger Goddell it is labeled NOHGHWTF.
     
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  18. thesteeldeal

    thesteeldeal Well-Known Member

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    James Harrison doesn't use a stove to boil water....he makes it tremble in fear :facepalm:
     
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  19. turtle

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    HAL 9000 does JH92s taxes

    Bigfoot tries to find James Harrison

    James Harrison once fought Godzilla and now Godzilla does Geico commercials

    James Harrison once broke a mirror, he won the lottery 7 years in a row
     
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  20. knab70

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    James is a 6' foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
     
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  21. Ray D

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    James Harrison recently got a circumcision.

    They used his foreskin to cover the field at Arrowhead Stadium before the game.
     
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  22. dobbler-33

    dobbler-33 Well-Known Member

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    He's the most Harrisonest James to ever James Harrison by gum!
     
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  23. JackAttack 5958

    JackAttack 5958 Well-Known Member

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    Just sat down and read these. They are great! We've got a creative bunch of folks. Keep 'em coming! :clapping:
     
  24. SteelinOhio

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    When Negan approached James Harrison, James smashed Lucille to pieces with his head.
     
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  25. SteelinOhio

    SteelinOhio

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    James Harrison is Darth Vader's father.
     
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