Caption This! Week 10

So Landry, you know how you said you were really hoping to get the record for most yards by a backup quarterback in a single game? I have some news for you.....

 

If you had been wearing both of these, you wouldn't have gotten hurt.

 

Landry: Damn. Now I know why DeCastro told me to stay away from Gilbert.
Trainer: Do you need a hug?

 

Can I show you something in a high top and tape we like to call the Big Ben, very popular with QB'S

 

I'm looking for whoever was wearing this shoe at the ball last night.......

 

So you know about my foot fetishes right?

 

Is that Rex Ryan? He's gotten old!

 

Kid...your acting skills are top notch....now I'm just gonna hang on to this here shoe of yours just in case you get any ideas....

 

Landry, Why the frown?
Just think. This shoe will make it to the Hall of Fame after Big Ben sets another NFL record tonight by having the most yards and TD's by a back up QB. We will just display this shoe with that little tid bit of information. After all he's a shoe in for a first ballot HOFer.

By the way, do you have any tools? This cart needs a tune up after all the injuries this season.

 

BFT will LOVE this picture!

 

Landry: I've been working real hard on that advice you gave me. You know, "first pants, then shoes." But I don't know, it still doesn't feel right. I even wrote it on my wrist sheet.

Trainer: That's ok son, it takes time. Let's keep trying, you're half way there.

 

at the stroke of midnight you will go back to being a fourth string QB

 

I thought you might like it

 

I thought we were friends! LOL!

 

We are, but the choices for good captionable pictures this week were pretty slim.

 

"You REALLY need to trim those toenails! They look disgusting!"

 

I figured you would choose that one of AB upside down in mid air. I saw it on like Steelers.com or something. Just ridiculous dude.

 

"Landry, don't look so confused son, it's a wonder your ankle isn't broken with fat a$$ Marcus stepping on it."

 

Son, do you mind telling me what you've got in your shoe here? Not a good spot to hide your pot....

 

Trainer: Did your parents REALLY name you after Tom Landry?

Jones: Yes

Trainer: Wow. I bet they're disappointed.


Or


Trainer: Why does this shoe say Ben Roethlisberger in it? No wonder you hurt yourself- you know you can't fill his cleats!

 

Pee-yew!

 

this is the new league rule for your injury. instead of hiding your helmet for a concussion, we will hide your shoe so you don't put yourself back in the game.

 

I get athlete's foot all the time

 

SHOULD NEVER HAVE TOLD gILBERT i WANTED YOU TO BE MORE LIKE bEN