Tomlin dusting off an old move

A West Virginia man takes his 12 year old daughter to the doctor because she was feeling sick for a few days. After a few minutes the doctor comes out and says to the man "do you happen to know if your daughter is sexually active?" The man says "nah, she just lays there like her ma"

 

She has elected to leave well enough alone

One half sister did reach out to her a while back they met she was nice but nothing came of it

The half sister contacted her originally through ancestry.com and left her a note saying “I hate to break it to you but you are half hillbilly”

 

Any idea what the other half is?

 

No

She was born in New Mexico but is blonde hair blue eyed and the other half of her DNA was Scandinavian

Apparently her biological father was in the airforce and got around

There is a third half sister in California who runs “an escort service”

 

This just keeps getting better!

 

Half truth half joke

The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia

Anywhere else and it would have been a teeth brush