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Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Born2Steel, Feb 25, 2026.

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  1. jeh1856

    jeh1856 13 good years RIP buddy

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    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

    This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

    The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as ...

    ...

    Sinko de Mayo.
     
    jeh1856, Apr 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
    jeh1856, Apr 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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  2. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    LoL
     
    S.T.D, Apr 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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  3. santeesteel

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    I read this whole thing in the voice of Mr. Peabody........
     
    santeesteel, Apr 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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  4. jeh1856

    jeh1856 13 good years RIP buddy

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    So I read this out loud to Mrs Jeh changing grandfather with wife

    She didn’t see the humor so to save face I threw you under the bus

    :drinks:
     
    jeh1856, Apr 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
    jeh1856, Apr 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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  5. santeesteel

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    You threw me under Jerome Bettis??
    No worries. Now tell her the one about the kid wheeling in grandpa's iron lung!
     
    santeesteel, Apr 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
    santeesteel, Apr 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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  6. santeesteel

    santeesteel

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    I'm looking forward to watching the world Origami championship


    It's on paper view!
     
    santeesteel, Apr 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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  7. Steel_Elvis

    Steel_Elvis Staff Member Mod Team

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    • Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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  8. Steelpens65

    Steelpens65 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds very very interesting
    Lime in mayo
    Might give it a try
    Make some in a bowl with
    Dukes
     
    Steelpens65, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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  9. Steelpens65

    Steelpens65 Well-Known Member

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    Dukes is a southern mayonnaise
    Miracle whip in Pa
    Grits in south
    Cocoa wheats in Pa
     
    Steelpens65, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
    Steelpens65, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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  10. jeh1856

    jeh1856 13 good years RIP buddy

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    I never could get a taste for coco wheats
     
    jeh1856, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
    jeh1856, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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  11. Steelpens65

    Steelpens65 Well-Known Member

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    We were poor
    So I didnt get them as much as I liked
    Came down south
    Was introduced to grits
    I likey
    Esp with sunny side up eggs
    Mix all together and sop up with toast
     
    Steelpens65, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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  12. Steelpens65

    Steelpens65 Well-Known Member

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    Coco
    upload_2026-4-15_20-52-55.jpeg
     
    Steelpens65, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
    Steelpens65, Apr 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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  13. steel machine

    steel machine Well-Known Member

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    :lolol::lolol:
    Good one and you can bet your ass I'm stealing it for use at my club.
     
    steel machine, Apr 16, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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  14. jeh1856

    jeh1856 13 good years RIP buddy

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    Grits to me just seem like an excuse to eat butter and salt

    And I’m ok with that
     
    jeh1856, Apr 16, 2026 at 7:43 AM
    jeh1856, Apr 16, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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  15. forgotten1

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    WHAT?! No. It's an Excuse To Eat more Shrimp. :smiley1:
     
    forgotten1, Apr 16, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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  16. strummerfan

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    That was terrible
     
    strummerfan, Apr 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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  17. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    Superb job of morphing condiments and Dad's Jokes. You have a talent Sir! :thumbs_up:
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Apr 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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  18. S.T.D

    S.T.D Well-Known Member

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    Some of these are the worst jokes I've ever heard in my whole life, and yet I've laughed at all of them.:shrug:
     
    S.T.D, Apr 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
    S.T.D, Apr 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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  19. Steel_Elvis

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    The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a fine line. Only a fraction of people will get this joke.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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  20. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    Can I quotient you on that sum time?
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Apr 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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  21. jeh1856

    jeh1856 13 good years RIP buddy

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    Bananas are my favorite

    Because they have a peel
     
    jeh1856, Apr 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
    jeh1856, Apr 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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  22. MojaveDesertPghFan

    MojaveDesertPghFan Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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    Especially the Elec-trickle variety. ;)
     
    MojaveDesertPghFan, Apr 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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  23. Steel_Elvis

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    People rarely get up before sunrise in Athens. Dawn is tough on Greece.
     
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
    Steel_Elvis, Apr 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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