Dad Joke of the Day Thread

Oops, miseed that one

 

Still funny

 

They were both terrible.

 

I think my therapy animal is fried chicken.

 

If you have to eat a large space rock or a small space rock, eat the small space rock. It's a little meteor.


And that was just a baby pun. The next one will be full groan.

 

that's not all you MISEED

 

Oh man, I should probably take a break

 

Metallica's James Hetfield presided over the wedding of Miss Piggy and Kermit. That makes him the Pastor of Muppets.

 

Ok, glad to see I'm not the only one who did this


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If James Hetfield officiated Kermit and Ms. Piggy's wedding he would be a Pastor of Muppets.

 

Son asks his parents
What is the secret to your 60yr marriage?
Fathers responds
Being deaf

 

My dad told me he missed the toilet and hit the flower pot.
9 months later he had a blooming idiot

 

Man asks a woman if she wants to join the 4H club
She replies
How do i become a member
Man replies
Plant your tulips on this

 

James has been pretty busy lately
Presiding over numerous weddings

 

Bound to happen. The more posters, the more repeats.

 

A friend asked if I could do him a solid. I apologized explaining all I can do is gas.

 

I know, someone gave me a hard time for doing the same thing, so I'm just spreading the joy

 

Ugh i went there

Pete & Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?

 

Called
Reruns

 

Who