Pat Mayer

That’s a problem with both being retired

No alone time

 

Good luck to the Buffalo Bills. I hope Josh Allen keeps mobile behind the newly revamped offensive line scheme and techniques.

 

maybe suggest a song along.

 

Do you remember it as Oscar Meyer, or Oscar Mayer? In my timeline it was Meyer.

 

Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That's what I'd truly like to be-e-e-e
Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Everyone would be in love with me!

 

That would sound like two pigs mating

 

That's cool. People seem to be split on the spelling. Like I said, I remember it originally M-E-Y-E-R. Also, I remember it as "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, instead of "Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener". The "Mandela Effect" that freaks me out the most is Jaws girlfriend Dolly in the James Bond film "Moonraker" now not having braces on her teeth! I vividly remember when Dolly and Jaws first meet, that he smiled at her with those huge silver teeth, and she smiles back at him showing her silver braces. I mean, the scene makes no sense with Dolly having no braces, that was the bond between them! There are many Mandela Effects like that now.

Anyway, sorry for getting a little off topic.

 

I never named mine.

 

Years ago I saw an ad for a summer job driving that thing but it was actually a very grueling schedule

 

I saw that as well.

I've seen the Weiner Mobile in person a few times and there was a report on the news that they were looking for a driver or drivers.

 

Arch I’m thinking you are more senile than I am

It is and always was Mayer

Oscar Ferdinand Mayer (March 29, 1859 – March 11, 1955) was a German American who founded the processed-meat firm Oscar Mayer that bears his name.

 

Maybe, lol. Thing is, there are a lot of other "senile" people out there that remember it being spelled "Meyer" as well, so I'm not alone.

 

I saw a job ad when I was in college, it fit my schedule but my mom would have frowned.

Part time, no experience needed, mentally stable with moral character, night shift, knowledge of knots helpful, able to work with a hood on. Rockview State Prison.

 

Everytime you mention
Rockview State Prison
I think of my dad
He was on vacation there for 5 years

 

Moms tend to be risk averse.

The mental stability and knowledge of knots parts may have been a stretch for me to qualify.

 

I don’t know about the mental stability but I do know how to tie the appropriate knot

And naturally there are 13 loops

Now back to our regularly scheduled program

 

I thought you can only drive the weiner mobile if your name was
RICHARD

 

The standards can't be that high.

 

Ian couldn’t spell Ian if you spotted him th I,and the A.

 

Funny variation of the Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson line when he said that Terry Bradshaw was so dumb that he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the 'c' and 'a'. I'm sure the older guys on this board get the reference, but maybe some of the younger ones won't.