Accept it my friends. Steelers are like a box of chocolates...

This game goes exactly to my point. Same team torched us AND our rush was just "OK" yet we crushed them. One this same topic on the other thread I suggested there issue last time was thinking that our old corners could match the leagues best receivers in man. Stupid.

 

My wife didn’t come with instructions

 

No wife does unless you count a mother in law

And if they did come with instructions you would constantly be getting updates and revisions

 

How about a recall?

 

Yep.

Secondary underwent a revamp for this game.

But even with that, this game was completely different. Chase (WR) was nowhere to be found tonight. Although he could be seen running his mouth on the sideline.

I think another part of the "randomness" with this team is that the D lives and dies by turnovers. 1x DTD should win you any game you play. 2x DTDs should be a blowout every time.

And for whatever reason, we just blow when we're the visiting team on Thursdays (last time we played them). After that game, the Terrible Podcast had some kind of crazy stat like the Thursday road team in AFCN vs AFCN matchups was something like 1-19.

 

Good luck with that one

Although some states have lemon laws

 

Good point
The Lemon Law
Does that apply only to vehicles?
Or in this case the passenger (wife)?
Asking for a friend